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Who are the most annoying three players in the AFL?

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1. Jake King (Richmond) by a country mile

2. Stephen Milne (St Kilda)

3. Curratso (sp?) (Carlton)

 

Juice Newton.

Michael Newton.

Juice Newton.

LOL.

It's Juice, Michael and Oxygen Thief Newton

 

1 Alan didak

2. Dale thomas

3.Steven Milne

4. Hayden ballantyne

5. Michael osborne

6. Rick ladson

As a Melbourne supporter you have to mention Brent Harvey. I've grown to hate that little [censored].

 

Annoying?

Hayden Ballantyne

Jake King

Steven Milne

and because he shouldn't be left out Brent Harvey


1. Michael Newton

2. Cale Morton

3. Aaron Davey

Oh wait, you said in the AFL, and none of those players will be playing AFL next week....

How about:

1. Stephen Milne (most overrated player of all time, apparently the term "goal sneak" means you hang around the goal square until someone does the hard work and has a shot that falls short)

2. Brent Harvey (huff and puff, talks the talk, pretends to be a true shinboner while constantly taking cheap shots)

3. Campbell Brown (not even worthy of being called a footballer, a true sniper if ever there was one)


Milne, Harvey, Mitch Robinson

Hayden Ballantyne unlucky.

Milne

Harvey

Brad Dick

Dishonourable mention to Didak

Mitch Robinson

TipRat

Dale Thomas

Can we start a thread on the 3 most annoying demonlanders?

Edited by gOLLy


Would being annoying be considered a positive trait to have? I don't think I'd mind having one of these types playing for us.

Edited by america de cali

Milne, Harvey, Mitch Robinson

Hayden Ballantyne unlucky.

I was gonna say its a no contest; Milne, Harvey and Ballantyne. But I forgot about Mitch Robinson that guy is just a [censored].

So yeah I agree Ballantyne unlucky to miss by a whisker.

more votes for juice juice juice

 

1. Stephen Milne- Flat out tool. No arguments there.

2.Buddy Franklin- gets the annoying tag due to the supporters sick love for the guy. Every time he goes near the ball the Hawks supporters reach for whatever it is they have in their pants and start going for it. "Budddyyyyyyyyy". Every time he goes near the f'ing thing!! Even if it is a contested mark on the wing "Buddddyyyyyyy".

3. Dale Thomas- Has there ever been a more "outside" player in the AFL? Speak to Collingwood supporters and they say 'He just knows where to be to get the footy in the best position". Everyone thinks he is just soft as for not being able to win a contested footy. GWS bound hopefully so he can be exposed for the soft footballer he really is.


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