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Lets have a bit of fun, this is my ultimate tank team. Don't think this team will win many games but the team could help us for the future. The team is a combination of players who need to prove themselves/ need some AFL expirence/ about to retire so play them for a send off/ need to get something out of the season and look positively towards next season.

B Whelan Martin Batram

HB Benell Rivers Cheney

C Wheatley Grimes Morton

HF Hughes Miller Jetta

F Jurrah Newton Bate

R Jamar Dunn Macdonald

I PJ, Valenti, Bail, McKenzie (if can be elevated off rookie list)

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woops that was a big mistake he can go on the bench with a view to playing on the wing and half back like he did for a while on the weekend, he is in for mckenzie.

Strawbs - I hate it!!! Looks far too promising and if the selectors changed to your team this week they would be certain to gell into a good team by Round 20 :wacko: !!!!

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B - Robertson Newton Hughes

HB - Jamar P.Johnson McDonald

C - Miller McKenzie McNamara

HF - Bail Whelan Cheney

F - Bartram Frawley Warnock

R - Valenti Zomer Spencer

IC - Bruce Buckley Dunn Jetta

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Close YM How about -

B - Robertson Newton Hughes

HB - Jamar P.Johnson McDonald

C - Miller McKenzie McNamara

HF - Bail Whelan Cheney

F -

R - Valenti Zomer Spencer

IC - Bruce Buckley Dunn Jetta

EMG Bartram Frawley Warnock

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B - Robertson Newton Hughes

HB - Jamar P.Johnson McDonald

C - Strauss McKenzie Blease

HF - Bail Whelan Maric

F - Bartram Frawley Garland

R - Valenti Meeson Spencer

IC - Bruce Buckley Dunn Jetta

A few changes

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B - Robertson Newton Hughes

HB - Jamar P.Johnson McDonald

C - Miller McKenzie McNamara

HF - Bail Whelan Cheney

F - Bartram Frawley Warnock

R - Valenti Zomer Spencer

IC - Bruce Buckley Dunn Jetta

Valenti in the ruck, I have to say I laughed quite hard at that. That's what I'm talking about!!

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B - Robertson Newton Hughes

HB - Jamar P.Johnson McDonald

C - Miller McKenzie McNamara

HF - Bail Whelan Cheney

F - Bartram Frawley Warnock

R - Valenti Zomer Spencer

IC - Bruce Buckley Dunn Jetta

That's the Team Y.M. you got it!!!!!

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If anyone sees any Demon players on the street, please sneeze on them in hope they may catch a cold or get the flu.

I have offered to drive a few of them to the casino after the game and shout them a few drinks. Hopefully a couple can get suspended for breaching a curfew

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B - Robertson Newton Hughes

HB - Jamar P.Johnson McDonald

C - Miller McKenzie McNamara

HF - Bail Whelan Cheney

F - Bartram Frawley Warnock

R - Valenti Zomer Spencer

IC - Bruce Buckley Dunn Jetta

Look at that. A Y_M team that Bruce CAN make.

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Guest Graham Gaunt
if they want to tank play newton at full forward.

And Robbo behind him, always trying to take a hanger.......or kick a dopey ball over his head on the line.

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Look at that. A Y_M team that Bruce CAN make.

And he's still only on the interchange!

I thought to maximise tanking potential he'd have him in the guts.

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FB: Miller Miller Miller

HB: Miller Miller Miller

C: Miller Miller Miller

HF: Miller Miller Miller

FF: Miller Miller Miller

FOLL: Miller, Miller, Miller

Int: Miller, Miller, Miller, Miller

Maybe we could make Grimes do the kicking out and watch him screw up due to the 'fundamental flaw' in his kicking...

(This post was written in front of a live ostrich

Ostrich: Ha-ha!)

Link for Family Guy fans

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Shoaib Akhtar missed a test match and was put on the injury list as Genital Warts - 1 week.

Seems they can spread further than the genitalia and no doubt he had trouble getting to full pace even before they were burnt off.

Warts and All

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FB: Johnson Maric Bail

HB: Robertson Wonaeamirri Newton

C: Zomer Spencer McNamara

HF: Mckenzie Valenti Bell

FF: Frawley Jetta Bartram

FOLL: Davey, Jamar, Meesen

INT: Wheatley,Miller,Hughes,Martin

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