Beetle

It’s abundantly apparent that Ben’s evolvement as an interviewer, has single handedly resurrected this club through his hard questioning, rosy red cheeks and ability to put the powers that be on notice. “You must be the change you wish to see in the football club.” — Gandhi.

Don't be so sure, I have some footage of him training in the ruck during the week.

Melbourne Facebook page. Can’t insert a link for you sorry mate.

Viney to miss.

He did...he was an assistance to Terry Wallace from 2005. Chose not to participate in the coaches solarium program, so didn’t last long.

Understatement. Barely a player I’d rather have in our team this year, thus far than Langdon.

Tommy used to work on the docks. Unions been on strike, he’s down on his luck it’s tough.....soooo tough.

From quarter time I decided to individually remove my pubic hair with tweezers. Surprisingly the end result of the game didn’t impact me as much as I expected.

I just ate the bottle of wine I finished. Fun in comparison.

I would be the first person in Australia to call in sick for home schooling/work from home.

Why the [censored] does this game have to be on a Thursday night when I can’t drink myself into oblivion?!

He is absolutely awful.

All I know is whatever sanctions are applied, to whichever club...we will be directly disadvantaged as a result.

I’d trade at years end and try and get back into the first round. Be surprised if he get us that though. He’s second round at best right now.

Zorko destroys us in every game we play.

The expectation to home school on a Monday morning after 16 cans on a Sunday night is preposterous.

Last quarter

Surprised Salem isn’t in anyone’s votes. Bloke was excellent.

Yes it is. I have sent a text to every single saints supporter in my phone asking how they feel about it.

TAB just paid out on Petracca for the Brownlow and Norm Smith.

Well sheesh if Chris Dawes has said that, then no wonder you are so confident! I was indecisive until reading this.

100%. Could not kick a drop punt if he tried.

It was Anthony Hudson. Cool story though, so I’ll run with it.