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The dog [censored] Joel Smith experiment is over.

That’s why I only eat dim sims. Can’t go wrong, always know exactly what you’re getting.

The Foxtel commentary was the channel 7 commentary.

Ball was in the stands from what I saw.

It was a bizarre watch to me. I was continuously waiting for the game to break open or for St Kilda to pinch a couple of cheeky goals in a row out the back. But it didn’t happen. Thanks mainly to Steven May. Well coached to all concerned, they certainly worked hard during the week. I have no doubt Richo played a major part.

I similarly ran into the bathroom straight after that win..... I’m sure for the same reason.

You can run around someone all you like but if you aren’t scoring it doesn’t matter. I also added the midfield were to blame for not setting up defensively after the jones turnover which cost us another goal.

We were 15 points up at that time, with one minute to go. I believe that assisted greatly in ruining the second quarter.

Nathan Jones can be blamed for that and the momentum shift, as well as the onballers seemingly incapable of a defensive setup at centre bounces late in quarters.

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Missus just text the neighbours to assure them the fuzz don’t need to be called.

Both of my daughters are now named May.

This is the bit where Ratten’s plan E destroys Goodwin’s plan A.

Two saints mates of mine are not confident and believe we will bash them in the middle. Naturally I laughed and told them they are kidding themselves, because I am a pessimistic Melbourne supporter who is scarred for life.

I have slab and a brand spanking 100 pack of pins all ready to go into my eyes tonight at 7.40. Should be a ripper.

Was being chased by other clubs last year, particularly Collingwood before he locked in another 5 years. Will not happen.

You alright? I'm fairly sure you're Petraccattack reincarnate.

My two daughters are ‘legitimately’ asking why I’ve started calling them Steven and May.

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Brad Johnson is drunk. Just said Lever was back to his best and Treloar won plenty of the ball.

See you in a few hours guys. Ill be drunk texting Collingwood supporters.

This is when the fitness kicks in. The fitness. To hell and back. Burgo. The fitness.

We can with Lever and Harmes playing close enough to each other.

He needs to be tagged. He is everywhere and has been involved in nearly every one of their goals. Put Viney on him.

FFS can we tag Sidebottom already.