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As far as I’m concerned the only fair thing for everyone (us), would be to cancel the first two rounds and commence the season from round 3.

They and their supporters are the biggest pack of stupid [censored] [censored] arrogant [censored] [censored] the world has ever seen. Now I’m getting angry! [censored]!

Essendon by the length of the equator. Richmond. then daylight..

Fairly sure Mark’s drink of choice comes in the shape of a large, cheap cask...

Can’t wait for slobbo to ask Max how many cigarettes he used to smoke a day early in his career, for the 186th time with that half [censored], squinted eye, dazed look on his face..

Kane Cornes does and he is one of our harshest critics.

I particularly liked when Steven May said “I’d rather be out there losing with the boys than sitting in the stands”. That way when he’s finally out there, we can all lose together.

Because the club want supporters well and truly liquored up before they watch it.

Tyson just absolutely pooed his pants.

It’s a signing of faith on both parts in my opinion. I’m presuming (of course) the club know what he is capable of yet aren’t willing to offer a long term contract on huge money - and rightly so. His management also know what he is capable of yet know he hasn’t lived up to that potential as yet...but this signing takes him to free agency. It’s no doubt fair on both parties, leads him into a potential long term, big bucks deal at Melbourne provided he performs...or else allows him to explore his options after 2022 if it doesn’t all work out..

Spewed up on Tom Scully in China and now soul captain... Its a big yes from me.

Running anti clockwise around the tan is harder IMHO than clockwise. Aside from Anderson Street, is it basically downhill as opposed to going the other way, which is a gradual incline almost the entire way.

We’re about to find out.

Jackson to debut round 1 and become the league’s premier ruckman in his first year, signing a 25 year deal by years end.

Chunk is the Robbie Flower minus the sublime skill, of our era. He deserves everything that comes his way for his loyalty and commitment to the club. This bloke has seen the worst of the worst as far as an AFL football club can go yet has stuck fat. He deserves a medal. Not sure what medal...but it should be gold. He may well be cooked...but I thank you Jonesy from the bottom of my heart.

I enjoyed the first segment but believe it could have done with more nudity.

I would Immediately donate my left [censored] to science if I had an iron clad guarantee this would come off... I wish Harley all the best. A good and extremely bold move by the club.

The lunatic in Flinders Street today is clearly distressed about the whole situation as well.. Melbourne supporters are taking a stand!

Relax...Operation CROAD is in full effect.

I’m surprised aged care facilities allow internet access to online forums such as this to be honest.

Searched google maps for directions from hell to “back” and got nothing. So I’m stuck here.

You clearly haven’t looked at the breakdown of interstate players on our list, let alone the list of every other club in Australia. If they leave they leave, you can’t confine yourself to just Victorian selections off the back of selective player choices.

Robertson first picked to Brisbane. Bianco to Collingwood at 45.