Beetle

Everything about him is “un-Melbourne”. That’s why I’m so glad to have him.

4 memberships in this household and didn’t receive one email. How am I meant to maintain my reputation as a New Balance ambassador in Eltham without these new codes god dammit?!

I just go to every game expecting a garbage performance and drink beer. That way I’m prepared for when it happens and the familiar pain is numbed, or I get a pleasant surprise when we win and all of a sudden I’m already well on my way to a bender.

Even in the next 201 years, it’s highly unlikely.

The fact that the article says the following, shows how much credit it should be given. They state they are grading the pre-season on one game. “We analyse and grade every team’s pre-season in our AAMI Community Series Report Card.“

This just about covers everything that needs to be said.

Bruce legitimately thanked the umpire after he kicked the goal.

Just when you thought you couldn’t hate that [censored] stain of a club anymore.

All good everyone, the games going to be moved to Darwin where we have a massive home ground advantage and an excellent record the following week.

Guys I know it was only Richmond at near full strength but you can only beat what’s put in front of you.

“Invited to train”....(for a potential rookie spot). .....minds lost.

Best of luck mate.

Without wanting to speculate too much, pretty sure he had a bit going on, on the home front around that time...could explain a few things.

Can confirm he has lost 6kg and is absolutely flying on the track. Goody considering playing him on the wing next year.

How many clubs in total laughed and hung up on Lamby when he attempted to move us further up into the first round?

I’m mates with someone very high up at Caulfield Grammar. Said he’s an absolute ripper who has worked his guts out to improve after getting a scholarship in year 10. Freakish skills that remind him of Caleb Daniel with how he uses the footy. Comes from a great family with great values. He also added Will Phillips will play 200 games and captain the Roos.

Could be the voltaren I’ve applied to my groin, but I’ve got a good feeling about this kid.

All good mate. Mahoney will get us back into the first round.

Yes. It finishes next Monday.

Carroll is still there.

The only thing missing is the Dad gif.

Just announced he has re-signed.

Melbourne then Fitzroy, then North......