Beetle

Yes, I am a masochist. Hook that [censored] into my veins.

Who cares. No one else is “worried”; I’m certainly not. it’s a clean out that had to happen for the greater good. Simple. Zero expectations from me, I just want to enjoy going to the football again. Hopefully King brings that with a good brand, win or lose.

“His efforts of 2.884 seconds in the 20m sprint, 75cm in the standing vertical jump, and 98cm in the running vertical jump would have put him in the top two for each event at the combine.” No worries.

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Nothing surer than JT selecting some bloke from obscurity, without a media profile photo.

If reassurance was a photo

Yes I know. I was responding to you originally saying we only gave up Petracca, 24 and 28.

We gave them our second rounder for next year.

If we land 7, 8 and GC’s first next year, throw 8 and our 2026 first rounder at West Coast for pick 2.

Just when I question whether you’re still my favourite DL poster, you go and do something like this.

He didn’t actively speak to clubs last year or nominate a club. He won’t be back, I will put good money on it and await the meltdown on here when the details of the deal are announced.

Sorry Bub, don’t agree. The moment you tell a player they are welcome to “explore their options” and they choose a club they’d like to go to, you do lose the upper hand. Gold Coast are well aware Trac wanted out last year. We can pretend Trac can come back all we want…but it ain’t gonna happen. Therefore when it comes to the crunch, Gold Coast may well in fact have the upper hand and we’ll get what we’re given to the best of our ability.

Yes a camera is in place

He’s signed a contract and agreed to terms with the club. Do you honestly think that hasn’t all been taken into account? I’m sure they didn’t have him sign a contract while he was 14 pints deep at the Torquay Hotel.

Off field professionalism. Cut out the ignorance.

I went a couple of weeks ago. Was still awesome with Mikko.

Aaron's left My Dying Bride, so that's seriously depressing, while already being depressing....

Pretty sure Diddy is staring, thinking about another form of “trade”.

Yeah….especially when you’re such a clean nosed, exemplary employee like Clarry….

He couldn’t have started better…

“I appreciate the offer though”

I was there last night and no, I don’t want to talk about it.

Mate you only saw a snippet of their walk around the tan. They boarded the Colonial Tramcar Restaurant around the back and no expense was spared. Humphrey apparently blown away by the experience of taking in St Kilda road sites will chowing down on reheated Chinese dumplings.

Carlton. Idolised Cripps.