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i like to him to the superman thing...walk into the press conference, do a quick talk about the eagles and how great they were blah blah...then stand up and rip his shirt off so he's wearing an mfc top. at the same time we can rip the cover off the background to reveal next years melbourne ad campaign that will involve judd in some way...

any improvements?

oh, what about he could streak across the G in an mfc uniform after a goal on saturday? i reckon the club would even pay the fine...

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i like to him to the superman thing...walk into the press conference, do a quick talk about the eagles and how great they were blah blah...then stand up and rip his shirt off so he's wearing an mfc top. at the same time we can rip the cover off the background to reveal next years melbourne ad campaign that will involve judd in some way...

any improvements?

oh, what about he could streak across the G in an mfc uniform after a goal on saturday? i reckon the club would even pay the fine...

id prefer if rebecca did the streaking :lol:

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i like to him to the superman thing...walk into the press conference, do a quick talk about the eagles and how great they were blah blah...then stand up and rip his shirt off so he's wearing an mfc top. at the same time we can rip the cover off the background to reveal next years melbourne ad campaign that will involve judd in some way...

any improvements?

oh, what about he could streak across the G in an mfc uniform after a goal on saturday? i reckon the club would even pay the fine...

Nice.

How about a Simpsons/Monty Burns scenario. Eddie, Pratt, Lloyd and Bailey are standing in front of Juddy's desk. With, the press of a hidden button, Eddie, Pratt and Lloyd have the trap door treatment into the eel infested pool, while Bails hands Chris the number 3.

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Nice.

How about a Simpsons/Monty Burns scenario. Eddie, Pratt, Lloyd and Bailey are standing in front of Juddy's desk. With, the press of a hidden button, Eddie, Pratt and Lloyd have the trap door treatment into the eel infested pool, while Bails hands Chris the number 3.

judd says *excellllentttt*

bailey says *ha ha * to the other 3

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I am starting to thicken up


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i'l like him to hold a press conference out the front of the Lexus Centre

hahahaha solid first post

welcome

Posted
You have such a way with words Y_M, Are you a poet of some sort?

Yes I am, sir

Posted
We're all getting too excited for something that may well never happen.

Oh Mick.......

Enough with the reality check, or cold shower for Y_M ;) :D !!!

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We're all getting too excited for something that may well never happen.

But excitement this year has been as rare as an Adem Yze handpass Mick. I am more than prepared for any emotional let down because at least two other clubs will miss out on him as well, surely a positive?

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We're all getting too excited for something that may well never happen.

Excited? Who's excited?

And what is this decision about, anyway...

Oh, you mean there's a possibility that Chris Judd might come to the Demons to play out the ten years and 200 games left of his career?

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S#$%FHFD!~~~ :blink: G&*(HQET!$#% :blink: $&^%& 4%^$#

5^# :rolleyes: &%^ :wub: YGGRADDISL pointy boing

:wacko::wacko::wacko:

BARKBARKBARK - YES WE HAVE NO BANANAS, WE HAVE NO BANANAS TODAY

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How would i like to see it done?

Here's what i see, Chris lights the filth guernsey on fire with a lighter, then uses that guernsey to light up a cigar he has, takes a few puffs (don't inhale of course) blows the smoke into Eddie's face, and says "Damn that's satisfying". All of this whilst he proudly wears the #3 Melbourne jumper on his back. Then he turns around and walks off laughing and chanting 'It's a grand old flag', leaving Eddie in tears (at which time Buckley comes in and picks Eddie off the ground and consoles him)

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Think we should change the song?

"It's a grand old Judd

It's a high flying Judd

It's the Judd for me and for you

It's the Judd of the team we love

The Judd of the Red and the Blue ..."

or maybe dispense with the superfluous and just go for:

"Chris Judd Chris Judd

Chris Judd Chris Judd

Chris Judd Chris Judd Chris Judd

Chris Judd Chris Judd Chris Judd Chris Judd

Chris Judd and Rebecca too ..."

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i like to him to the superman thing...walk into the press conference, do a quick talk about the eagles and how great they were blah blah...then stand up and rip his shirt off so he's wearing an mfc top. at the same time we can rip the cover off the background to reveal next years melbourne ad campaign that will involve judd in some way...

any improvements?

oh, what about he could streak across the G in an mfc uniform after a goal on saturday? i reckon the club would even pay the fine...

Helicopter to the ground ala Peter Knights during half time, jump out wearing the jumper......being flashed on the big screen.

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Buy a ticket to the B&F, what a night it will be if Judd does decide Melbourne, what a perfect place for the Paul Gardner to open with " Thanks for coming tonight we got Judd" The place will go off.

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