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Favourite joke or video

Previously known as LITD.
in Melbourne Demons

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What happened when the blue ship and the red ship collided at sea? Their crews were marooned.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

I don't know what the best thing about Switzerland is but the flag is a big plus.

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    2 hours ago, Bowserpower said:

    Why did Donald Trump cross the road?

    Because the taxes were too high in Boston.

    Trump would cross any road if it meant lower taxes (Boston being a centre for high taxes)?

    With his history of bankruptcies (6, or is it 7), I imagine he’d walk straight under a bus, which might be a very satisfactory punch line for that joke.

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