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Favourite joke or video

Previously known as LITD.
in Melbourne Demons

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What happened when the blue ship and the red ship collided at sea? Their crews were marooned.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

I don't know what the best thing about Switzerland is but the flag is a big plus.

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    2 hours ago, Bowserpower said:

    Why did Donald Trump cross the road?

    Because the taxes were too high in Boston.

    Trump would cross any road if it meant lower taxes (Boston being a centre for high taxes)?

    With his history of bankruptcies (6, or is it 7), I imagine he’d walk straight under a bus, which might be a very satisfactory punch line for that joke.

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    On 19/01/2026 at 08:40, Bowserpower said:

    Why did Donald Trump cross the road?

    Because the taxes were too high in Boston.

    On 19/01/2026 at 11:25, hardtack said:

    Trump would cross any road if it meant lower taxes (Boston being a centre for high taxes)?

    With his history of bankruptcies (6, or is it 7), I imagine he’d walk straight under a bus, which might be a very satisfactory punch line for that joke.

    Trump living rent free in your heads.
    Now that's funny 🤣🤣

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    On 19/01/2026 at 16:13, Witches Hat said:

    My friend is a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac.

    He lies awake at night wondering if there really is a Dog.

    My friend is dyslexic. He’s a member of the N.A.D. (National Dyslexia Association)

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    My English teacher said that I'd never be any good at poetry because of my dyslexia.

    Well, I showed her. So far I've made two vases, a coffee mug and an ashtray.

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    16 hours ago, Demonstone said:

    My English teacher said that I'd never be any good at poetry because of my dyslexia.

    Well, I showed her. So far I've made two vases, a coffee mug and an ashtray.

    I did not believe there were any of these I had not heard before. Congratulations.

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    The remedial works on my building have progressed to the next engineer inspection and just now the engineer, site supervisor and lead concreter all 'inspected' the balcony works. Picture me slurping my coffee, checking Demonland and glancing up to see three grown men doing gumby jumps outside my third-floor window.

    "Well, that one's pretty solid," said the engineer.

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