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2026 Injury List

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The dogs are a couple of schmackos lighter after Michael Christian’s review.

He suspended Jeremy Howe’s dogs for a similar act all those years ago. Typical.

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    6 hours ago, Ghostwriter said:

    It wasn’t as serious as your experience, BAMF. It wasn’t even serious.

    Incidentally, in case anyone is wondering… neither dog was badly hurt. No rushing to the vet was needed as has been the case a couple of times in the past.

    Might be come to separate those dogs, seems like they have beef, either that or they thought Frittas hand was beef

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    9 hours ago, Ghostwriter said:

    Haha. Not even stitches. That’s the update.

    But can he comb his hair?

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    Fine for round 1 and should train this week with a glove or guard

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    Why would you have two dogs that fight like Cat and Dog?? Arrr wait a minute!

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    9 hours ago, FTB said:

    If he does miss, which I doubt he does, Melky can come in for him.

    He ain't missing games for a couple of stitches.

    If @Ghostwriter mail is correct which I'm sure it is.

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    2 hours ago, GawnOfTheDead said:

    Might be come to separate those dogs, seems like they have beef, either that or they thought Frittas hand was beef

    Maybe even a Frittata?

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    8 hours ago, Ghostwriter said:

    It wasn’t even serious.

    No doubt it would have been to get the wound properly cleaned and closed, to ensure that there was no chance of a serious infection such as the one that made Petracca miss a round due to an infected finger having had it bitten by his dog in 2018.

    Edited by hardtack

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    3 hours ago, The Jackson FIX said:

    The dogs are a couple of schmackos lighter after Michael Christian’s review.

    He suspended Jeremy Howe’s dogs for a similar act all those years ago. Typical.

    Surely you're not being serious? According to Demonland groupthink, because a Melbourne player is the victim, there is no way the miscreants will be suspended.

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    Gotta be careful with those dogfights my brother in law did similar in a park once looked down and the top of his finger was missing!

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    3 minutes ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

    Surely you're not being serious? According to Demonland groupthink, because a Melbourne player is the victim, there is no way the miscreants will be suspended.

    It’s complicated.

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    12 hours ago, Nietaphart said:

    Seriously? It’s the dogs fault??

    Well I know it wasn't me who bit him, officer.

    Now I'm having flashbacks to a police transcript which included the line "Yeah, and they sewed my nipple back on"

    Get well soon, Fritta. It could be worse.

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    1 hour ago, YesitwasaWin4theAges said:

    He ain't missing games for a couple of stitches.

    If @Ghostwriter mail is correct which I'm sure it is.

    Not even stitches were needed. Two small puncture marks on the back of his hand. He’s gonna be fine for round one.

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    How is Matt Jefferson tracking? Any updates

    And is checkers available for rnd 1

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    So the report from Sam Edmund that Bayley had undergone surgery was factually incorrect? If that is the case, the club needs to come out and make a strong statement that reporting lies is not acceptable. We have taken enough from these media clowns in the past 3 years, and it's time to hit back

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    5 minutes ago, ijustwannaseeaflag said:

    So the report from Sam Edmund that Bayley had undergone surgery was factually incorrect? If that is the case, the club needs to come out and make a strong statement that reporting lies is not acceptable. We have taken enough from these media clowns in the past 3 years, and it's time to hit back

    Its much like the broader media landscape these days. Completely lacking in journalistic integrity. Its sole aim is about the click/view.

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    4 minutes ago, ijustwannaseeaflag said:

    So the report from Sam Edmund that Bayley had undergone surgery was factually incorrect? If that is the case, the club needs to come out and make a strong statement that reporting lies is not acceptable. We have taken enough from these media clowns in the past 3 years, and it's time to hit back

    It wouldn’t matter what the club says about this type of reporting, it’s always gonna happen. It’s how these people make their money. But this particular incident should serve as a reminder that you can’t automatically take what anyone in the media says as gospel.

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