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Bailey Humphrey

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46 minutes ago, Gorgoroth said:

So we would be giving up, Petracca and McVee for one single pick at say 3 and maybe a second rounder back (going by GC wanting Trac and pick 24 or whatever we have)

Still far from a Tim Lamb quoted headturner.

For the sake of argument let's say that's a poor deal for tracc yet the club is willing to take it.

What does that say about what our new coach and Football Department thinks about tracc in terms of what he brings to the club in totality - ie on field performance and off field contribution (eg leadership, role modelling, culture building etc)?

Edited by binman

 

FWIW Sammy Edmund just said Bailey will keep trying until the end of the window (still highly unlikely).

 
1 minute ago, binman said:

For the sake of argument let's say that's a poor deal for tracc yet tge club us willing to take it.

Whar dows that about what our new coach and Football Department thinks about tracc in terms of what he brings to the club in totality - ie on field performance and off field contribution (eg leadership, role modelling, culture building etc).

I think the club would hope with the fresh start, new coach, new standards, more attacking play style etc that Trac would buy in and produce his best again.


Just now, Colm said:

Boom. We’re back baby!!!😁

And just like that, we’re all roped back in

4 minutes ago, binman said:

For the sake of argument let's say that's a poor deal for tracc yet tge club us willing to take it.

Whar dows that about what our new coach and Football Department thinks about tracc in terms of what he brings to the club in totality - ie on field performance and off field contribution (eg leadership, role modelling, culture building etc).

Or it could say we’re just not very good at negotiating.

 

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My emotions in this thread.

I am heading back home today so I’ll be off line for over 3 hours, might be good for my sanity, although I will drive past the Moe off ramp again…


7 minutes ago, ChaserJ said:

FWIW Sammy Edmund just said Bailey will keep trying until the end of the window (still highly unlikely).

Keep ??? Has he started ?? 🤔

2 minutes ago, Demon Forever said:

Dimma supportive. Just need Cameron to go missing

i was planning on getting some work done today

that plan has just gone out the window

5 minutes ago, Demon Forever said:

Hold on tight folks. This is not dead

I was just about to recommend to Andy that we ban you.

I might hold off that request - but only for a short while


1 minute ago, Demon Forever said:

Dimma supportive. Just need Cameron to go missing

Well there goes my day, I’ve got my son working with me , trying to teach him a good work ethic. Not sure trade week was the best week to start that. 😩🤦🏽

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Congratulations Demonland posters! 125 pages written about a player who hasn't asked for a trade and who hasn't expressed any interest in coming to Melbourne.

I'm sure you can get this baby up to 300 if he actually does one or both of those things.


Just now, brendan said:

Jesus this is the thread that never dies

I see what you did there 😏

Won't get done. He'll wind up at Collingwood or Hawthorn next off season.

 
2 minutes ago, Lord Travis said:

Won't get done. He'll wind up at Collingwood or Hawthorn next off season.

Probably- sure is fun though.

Just now, Lord Travis said:

Won't get done. He'll wind up at Collingwood or Hawthorn next off season.

You're not doing this right Lord Travis. You need to embrace the delusion and go with the flow


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