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Bailey Humphrey

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2 hours ago, whatwhat say what said:

city and country supporter?

What a funny old fellow is Humphrey 🐻 ... he apparently grew up a Geelong supporter but his favourite footballer was Patrick Cripps and he tried to model parts of his game on the Carlton captain.

He is keen to move to Victoria and Melbourne and Carlton are in the chase (Pies will struggle to do any deal).

 
On 02/10/2025 at 18:58, Jaded No More said:

I said it in the other thread and I’ll reiterate it here

Why the [censored] would Humphrey want to come play for us?

We can’t even get Flanders to commit at this stage and his only other suitors are bloody St Kilda and Essendon. Essendon?!!

Put Flanders and Humphrey both on 8 or 9 year deals, we have to use the King factor to get these deals over the line.

Prime midfield minutes along with Pickett to actually be the driving force of a Vic club.

Don't have to play 2nd and 3rd fiddle to Daicos brothers, De goey or Cripps and walsh to contend with.

Blow these other clubs out of the water.

Show some sack Dees.

 
4 minutes ago, No. 31 said:

What a funny old fellow is Humphrey 🐻 ... he apparently grew up a Geelong supporter but his favourite footballer was Patrick Cripps and he tried to model parts of his game on the Carlton captain.

He is keen to move to Victoria and Melbourne and Carlton are in the chase (Pies will struggle to do any deal).

Dees have to show some sack here.

Collingwood have no currency.

Surely there is a reason why they have asked Clarry to move on along with Tracc.

10 minutes ago, Demongirl35 said:

Bailey and Kozzy just started following each other on insta…. The signs are all there people!!

Why is Kozzie going to the GC!!!!


26 minutes ago, ANG13 said:

If I am GC I’m not fighting tooth and nail I am simply not trading him under any circumstances.

If I’m GC I realise that it’s time to win a flag and grow the profile of the club and I’m doing whatever I can to secure a once in a decade opportunity to land a high profile, mature, proven finals player.

13 minutes ago, YesitwasaWin4theAges said:

Put Flanders and Humphrey both on 8 or 9 year deals

Yeah coz that worked wonders with us before 🤪

 
15 minutes ago, YesitwasaWin4theAges said:

Put Flanders and Humphrey both on 8 or 9 year deals

let's not do that.

4 years for Ned and max 6 years for Humphreys if that's what's needed to get the deal done

My hypothetical -

  • Heath, Steele and Humphrey to Melbourne

  • Flanders to St Kilda

  • Petracca to Gold Coast

  • Swapsies with draft picks to satisfy all parties


Just now, BDA said:

let's not do that.

4 years for Ned and max 6 years for Humphreys if that's what's needed to get the deal done

You know Saints probably gave Flanders 14 years at $1.6mil a year.

Ross probably stole Jack Steele’s pasta and gave it to Flanders at dinner too.

2 minutes ago, rumpole said:

My hypothetical -

  • Heath, Steele and Humphrey to Melbourne

  • Flanders to St Kilda

  • Petracca to Gold Coast

  • Swapsies with draft picks to satisfy all parties

If we have got rid of Oliver, we are not getting Steele.

2 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

If I’m GC I realise that it’s time to win a flag and grow the profile of the club and I’m doing whatever I can to secure a once in a decade opportunity to land a high profile, mature, proven finals player.

Each to their own. GC have that much talent on their list I expect them to win a flag with or without Trac in the next few years. Humphrey would be one of the core group of untouchable players for mine at GC.

Stuff St. Kilda...

Melbourne give: Petracca, Oliver, Pick 24.

Melbourne get: Humphrey, Flanders

Gold Coast give: Humphrey, Flanders

Gold Coast get: Petracca, Pick 12

GWS give: Pick 12

GWS get: Oliver, Pick 24

Melbourne gets two young gun midfielders and a salary dump. Gold Coast gets their gun mature age finals performer and a pick to satisfy academy selections. GWS get Oliver for a 12 pick downgrade in a [censored] draft. Can't see a loser in that.


22 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

If I’m GC I realise that it’s time to win a flag and grow the profile of the club and I’m doing whatever I can to secure a once in a decade opportunity to land a high profile, mature, proven finals player.

But you’re not GC and really you’re just ecstatic at the prospect of getting Humphrey to the club.

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20 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

If I’m GC I realise that it’s time to win a flag and grow the profile of the club and I’m doing whatever I can to secure a once in a decade opportunity to land a high profile, mature, proven finals player.

This ⬆️

People who think Trac isn’t capable of getting back to AA form have far differing opinions than both MFC and GC.

Dimma wants a flag next season. This could be the deal that brings that want to life.

1 minute ago, JJJ said:

This ⬆️

People who think Trac isn’t capable of getting back to AA form have far differing opinions than both MFC and GC.

Dimma wants a flag next season. This could be the deal that brings that want to life.

A flag at the Suns makes Dimma one of all time greats, and we all know Dimma is more in love with Dimma than Trac is with Nonna’s bolognese.

And Dimma is not at the Suns for a long time. He’s there for a good time. He wants to succeed quickly. He has no patience for building anything again.

Edited by Jaded No More

13 minutes ago, ANG13 said:

GC have that much talent on their list I expect them to win a flag with or without Trac in the next few years.

Maybe. But you missed the "high profile player" bit.

Trac will just about pay for himself in extra memberships and ticket sales. Sure, they have some great players, but they haven't had a superstar since Ablett left.

46 minutes ago, Demongirl35 said:

Bailey and Kozzy just started following each other on insta…. The signs are all there people!!

And Xavier Lindsay, Oliver and Tracc too 😂


Just now, Mouseymoo said:

And Xavier Lindsay, Oliver and Tracc too 😂

Oh no Lindsay is gonna ask for a trade to Gold Coast too?

Just now, Jaded No More said:

Oh no Lindsay is gonna ask for a trade to Gold Coast too?

Maybe Humphrey's going to GWS with Oliver? 🤷

5 minutes ago, Mouseymoo said:

And Xavier Lindsay, Oliver and Tracc too 😂

he’s had Trac and Lindsey for a bit.. Oliver follows him but he doesn’t follow Oliver 😬

Kozzy and Humphrey following each other is fresh tonight

 
1 minute ago, Demongirl35 said:

he’s had Trac and Lindsey for a bit.. Oliver follows him but he doesn’t follow Oliver 😬

Kozzy and Humphrey following each other is fresh tonight

How about Jonesy? Did he also start following him today? 👀

10 minutes ago, bing181 said:

Maybe. But you missed the "high profile player" bit.

Trac will just about pay for himself in extra memberships and ticket sales. Sure, they have some great players, but they haven't had a superstar since Ablett left.

Not saying they shouldn’t throw a fair bit at getting Trac, but if I was them it wouldn’t involve BH. But that’s just my opinion.


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