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GAMEDAY: Rd 24 vs Collingwood

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I’m ok if we lose this as long as we play hard, honest football, make them accountable by making them scared and knock a few of them around

Including Maynard

By taking his head off

 
14 minutes ago, Willmoy1947 said:

Just in case no one has noticed , but the three worst maggots we have had continuously all year, guess what, we got the trifecta. . We would have expected it I presume. These umpires are the princes of maggatory

The quadie from hell is Williamson, Findlay, Max’s mate Nichols and Jamie Broadbent.


Just now, Previously known as LITD. said:

Can we knock out at least one pies player?

Too kind

Darknee Moore and meathead Maynard

 
Just now, Superunknown said:

Too kind

Darknee Moore and meathead Maynard

Is Moore playing?


Remove May and we look alright. Keep kicking straight!

Just now, Demon Disciple said:

The quadie from hell is Williamson, Findlay, Max’s mate Nichols and Jamie Broadbent.

Williamson is a bad as they come, nearly on Scott McLaren levels

Just now, Previously known as LITD. said:

Ay least it's not 4 goals 8 to us.

We would explode

There’s still time to resume normal programming


Our centre bounce has become putrid. We used to be so reliable there

If we can stop their i50 marks we're in this


1 minute ago, dees189227 said:

That's your opponent may that you just left in the goal square

Too bad he doesn’t give himself the same advice he likes to offer all his teammates 🙄

 

Of course all OK for Daicos to decapitate Sparrow though.


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