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On 07/10/2025 at 06:01, The end is nigh said:

I do admit the amount of membership I buy is entirely linked to the totality of trade results.

You’re not alone. I’m waiting to see the end result before I pay the $700+ for my membership. I’ve expressed to the club my concern about administration and how things have been handled from top to bottom over the past few years. I’ve got no issue paying for the membership—what I do have an issue with is spending $ to support a club that has been mismanaged. I think they’re a bit delusional because they warned me that I’d have to go back on the list for a reserved seat again. Sorry, but I go to almost every game and the members section I’m in has plenty of seating available. It was a poor response in my view anyway. We are bleeding members, no one shows up, and if we take significant unders for Trac and Clarry—especially with no players nominating us to trade into— I’ve got some concerns at the administration level.

I’m not an economist, I’m a social worker, but in senior management and watching the last few years unfold on that front has left me shaking my head on many occasions.

 
On 07/10/2025 at 20:38, Little Goffy said:

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Two open spots in the team photo, you say?

Right in between Gawn and Viney, you say?

Obviously this isn't really for this thread but neither is anything else in it. Just trying to lighten the mood before someone starts shouting 'Prove me wrong'.

I’ll be the one in the middle. The oldest person to play AFL professionally and a woman to boot. Hoping you’ll all chant USA when I run out—especially when I fall over my own 2 feet and stop to catch my breath after running 5 meters—because it’s also a perfect metaphor for what my country is :).

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23 minutes ago, Stanley Alves said:

First time poster, pls don't bite my head off!

I know this sounds vv far fetched and I have no credible source apart from "a friend of a friend...." .......... Merrett to the Dees & Petracca to the Hawks...

No sorry, bad luck, bite bite.....One of my very first posts was like Carn the Dees and i got the equivalent of the vomit emoji....still havent recoverd.

BTW do you think we would want Merrett?

 
18 minutes ago, Fritta and Turner said:

No sorry, bad luck, bite bite.....One of my very first posts was like Carn the Dees and i got the equivalent of the vomit emoji....still havent recoverd.

BTW do you think we would want Merrett?

I definitely rate Merrett. When he gets the ball he puts the next link in the chain in a better position with great regularity. But when the next player butchers it, it’s of little consolation. Pretty good at all aspects and areas of the ground. Not sure how well he goes at the back end of his career, he’s carried a heavy load through his prime.

11 minutes ago, The end is nigh said:

I definitely rate Merrett. When he gets the ball he puts the next link in the chain in a better position with great regularity. But when the next player butchers it, it’s of little consolation. Pretty good at all aspects and areas of the ground. Not sure how well he goes at the back end of his career, he’s carried a heavy load through his prime.

I've always rated him as a footballer but is he the type we need now and will his heart be in it?


3 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

I’m hearing there will be a trade request announcement shortly.

From Bailey H?

4 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

I’m hearing there will be a trade request announcement shortly.

Don’t tease us Ethan, from who to where and when!?!?!

 
1 hour ago, Stanley Alves said:

First time poster, pls don't bite my head off!

I know this sounds vv far fetched and I have no credible source apart from "a friend of a friend...." .......... Merrett to the Dees & Petracca to the Hawks...

What do Essendon get?

16 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

I’m hearing there will be a trade request announcement shortly.

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1 hour ago, Stanley Alves said:

First time poster, pls don't bite my head off!

I know this sounds vv far fetched and I have no credible source apart from "a friend of a friend...." .......... Merrett to the Dees & Petracca to the Hawks...

Merrett wants success, he ain't coming to the Dees

18 hours ago, MrFreeze said:

This is not about money, it's about draft capital.

They used their future 2nd for Liam Ryan. That future 2nd was supposed to go the giants.

But Giants said they were happy to negotiate something else as they brought in Laverde.

Nothing to do with picks, they offered Leek a lot of money and now know they can’t do it.

Mess of a club as Cornes loves to say.

1 hour ago, 710 Asbury St said:

I’ll be the one in the middle. The oldest person to play AFL professionally and a woman to boot. Hoping you’ll all chant USA when I run out—especially when I fall over my own 2 feet and stop to catch my breath after running 5 meters—because it’s also a perfect metaphor for what my country is :).

You’d be fine, 710 AS. I got to do this in February this year and so far I’ve not been selected to play. Not even a Casey gig 😅

I had TC and Jeffo directly behind me, therefore I felt small and insignificant, but then Bowsa and Sharpie sat cross-legged in front of me, so balance was restored. I actually sat where Goody normally sits. In hindsight maybe that was the tolling of the bell 🙃

32 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

I’m hearing there will be a trade request announcement shortly.

schitts creek what GIF by CBC


7 minutes ago, Tom Dyson said:

Don’t tease us Ethan, from who to where and when!?!?!

Something along the lines of a player from club x to club y to be done by the end of the trade period I'm guessing.

1 hour ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

I’m hearing there will be a trade request announcement shortly.

Max Heath???

2 hours ago, Stanley Alves said:

First time poster, pls don't bite my head off!

I know this sounds vv far fetched and I have no credible source apart from "a friend of a friend...." .......... Merrett to the Dees & Petracca to the Hawks...

35 minutes ago, ChaserJ said:

What do Essendon get?

Merrett is a consummate well-rounded hardworking and skilled midfielder who has suffered terribly from being surrounded by turkeys. Hasn't dropped below 10 brownlow votes since his 3rd season.

Obviously he'd be of interest - a fascinating direct style exchange between Oliver and Merrett - but I think the price would be a bit much.

What do Essendon get? [censored] and [censored], same as every year.


1 hour ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Sorry, that’s all I know.

the office burn GIF

1 hour ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Sorry, that’s all I know.

vintage pink GIF

Ollie Florent? Been told to look at a trade elsewhere.

From Bayside Victoria.

Transition midfielder with speed.

Should we at least explore it?

 

Mostly true story:

I was about to leave a rude note on the windscreen of a car that was parked inappropriately at the end of my one way street.

As I was approaching the car to adhere the aforementioned note, a well groomed young man came towards the vehicle.

To my surprise ( and in the nick of time ) I realised it was a current Dees’ player so my plan was aborted , and to justify my close proximity to his car, I introduced myself as a neighbour and Dees’ supporter , and in the same breath asked if he could expand on the rumours surrounding a possible signing of a certain GC player.

He said NO

End of story.


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