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My mail Bailey Humphrey and sam Flanders to don the red and the blue next year to replace trac and oliver. $700k salary to be paid by the dees for oliver and trac salary to be completely absorbed by the suns. Apparent meeting this weekend bailey and dees staff.

$1m for Flanders and $1m for Bailey

Effectively saving $700k from oliver and trac which is why we are willing to pay a club $700k to take oliver

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    2 minutes ago, Demon Forever said:

    My mail Bailey Humphrey and sam Flanders to don the red and the blue next year to replace trac and oliver. $700k salary to be paid by the dees for oliver and trac salary to be completely absorbed by the suns. Apparent meeting this weekend bailey and dees staff.

    $1m for Flanders and $1m for Bailey

    Effectively saving $700k from oliver and trac which is why we are willing to pay a club $700k to take oliver

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    7 minutes ago, Demon Forever said:

    My mail Bailey Humphrey and sam Flanders to don the red and the blue next year to replace trac and oliver. $700k salary to be paid by the dees for oliver and trac salary to be completely absorbed by the suns. Apparent meeting this weekend bailey and dees staff.

    $1m for Flanders and $1m for Bailey

    Effectively saving $700k from oliver and trac which is why we are willing to pay a club $700k to take oliver

    Not sure if serious??

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    Just now, dazzledavey36 said:

    Not sure if serious??

    Pin it. It's the intent. Whether they pull it off is another question. Think to yourself. Why would a club get rid of 2 gun players. It's about salary dumps and lining us up for 10 years

    I will say no more on this

    Edited by Demon Forever

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    I still think one or two of the following with be traded Fritsch and Lever.

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    9 minutes ago, Demon Forever said:

    Pin it. It's the intent. Whether they pull it off is another question. Think to yourself. Why would a club get rid of 2 gun players. It's about salary dumps and lining us up for 10 years

    I will say no more on this

    I’m calling bull💩

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    17 minutes ago, Demon Forever said:

    Pin it. It's the intent. Whether they pull it off is another question. Think to yourself. Why would a club get rid of 2 gun players. It's about salary dumps and lining us up for 10 years

    I will say no more on this

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    6 minutes ago, Roost it far said:

    Where’s this mall come from?

    Logging in to demonland by the looks of it, with a little bit of creative embellishment.

    Edited by John Demonic

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    1 minute ago, John Demonic said:

    Logging in to demonland by the looks of it, with a little bit of creative embellishment.

    Like I said, pin the quote

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    31 minutes ago, Demon Forever said:

    My mail Bailey Humphrey and sam Flanders to don the red and the blue next year to replace trac and oliver. $700k salary to be paid by the dees for oliver and trac salary to be completely absorbed by the suns. Apparent meeting this weekend bailey and dees staff.

    $1m for Flanders and $1m for Bailey

    Effectively saving $700k from oliver and trac which is why we are willing to pay a club $700k to take oliver

    Thanks for sharing DF. Will be interesting to c if it comes to fruition. Would be good if it did work out that way.

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    35 minutes ago, Demon Forever said:

    My mail Bailey Humphrey and sam Flanders to don the red and the blue next year to replace trac and oliver. $700k salary to be paid by the dees for oliver and trac salary to be completely absorbed by the suns. Apparent meeting this weekend bailey and dees staff.

    $1m for Flanders and $1m for Bailey

    Effectively saving $700k from oliver and trac which is why we are willing to pay a club $700k to take oliver

    You’re either the riddler in disguise or you’re Jesus himself

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    Just now, Jaded No More said:

    You’re either the riddler in disguise or you’re Jesus himself

    Or both…..

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    23 hours ago, Ted Lasso said:

    The cats adopt the “no such thing as bad publicity approach” hence Bailey sniff.

    I am convinced every time he does something ridiculous the cats hierarchy just sit back and crack up laughing

    They’re twenty years behind down there, as recent (and not so recent) events have shown. There’s a time portal just there on Latrobe Terrace.

    Edited by rolling fog

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    10 hours ago, bluey said:

    Dave Misson coming home to take up the new job, sitting between Guerra and Richo.

    No verification at this stage, just overheard a whisper.

    9 hours ago, DeeSpencer said:

    His strategy at Melbourne was to get every second player a foot injury then he fell upwards in to a promotion from fitness guy to footy admin because St Kilda had no other Ross acolytes on hand at the time.

    Would be a seriously unimpressive move.

    Jack Viney just fell to his knees.

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    3 hours ago, Demon Forever said:

    My mail Bailey Humphrey and sam Flanders to don the red and the blue next year to replace trac and oliver. $700k salary to be paid by the dees for oliver and trac salary to be completely absorbed by the suns. Apparent meeting this weekend bailey and dees staff.

    $1m for Flanders and $1m for Bailey

    Effectively saving $700k from oliver and trac which is why we are willing to pay a club $700k to take oliver

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    3 hours ago, Demon Forever said:

    Like I said, pin the quote

    Ill mow your lawns if this comes to fruition

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    Well it is a rumours thread and that is a good one.

    I posted yesterday that surely if we are moving star players on and we don’t love the draft this year, then the list spots were going to be filled by other players and that maybe we were into players already.

    PS: I just noticed that this rumour was posted two hours after the Humphrey chase was in the media. I hope then that this rumour is not a poster just joining bits of already reported info.

    Edited by Redleg

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    1 hour ago, Norm Smith's Curse said:

    Ill mow your lawns if this comes to fruition

    I would like to see Demon Forever ask you if you have a lawnmower.

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    6 hours ago, Demon Forever said:

    Pin it. It's the intent. Whether they pull it off is another question. Think to yourself. Why would a club get rid of 2 gun players. It's about salary dumps and lining us up for 10 years

    I will say no more on this

    I trust that you are aware of the penalties that can be meted out in the event that it turns out that this rumour has no external source, but was just [censored] that you made up. I would list them here, but I doubt that this site has an MA18+ rating.

    Edited by hardtack

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    9 minutes ago, hardtack said:

    I trust that you are aware of the penalties that can be meted out in the event that it turns out that this rumour has no external source, but was just [censored] that you made up. I would list them here, but I doubt that this site has an MA18+ rating.

    hey on a dark day for us supporters it made me feel a bit better…so ill forgive.

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