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GAMEDAY: Rd 23 vs Hawthorn

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Cmon Goody, Milkshake sub??

if he sore play the J-Train

 
2 minutes ago, DubDee said:

Cmon Goody, Milkshake sub??

if he sore play the J-Train

Goody???!???!@?

1 hour ago, whatwhat say what said:

these 4pm start times suck

There's the graveyard time of 3:40 and then there's 4:15 on a damp Saturday in August

 

Fair to say we'll be well and truly outnumbered here today.

Which you would expect but there's brown and gold everywhere

1 hour ago, whatwhat say what said:

these 4pm start times suck

It's why I don't want a twilight gf. If we ever made it I couldn't wait all day for it.


Just now, dees189227 said:

It's why I don't want a twilight gf. If we ever made it I couldn't wait all day for it.

Waited that and then some in 2021

If you win it, it doesn’t matter when it’s played

It's a sea of 'P' and 'W' here outside the 'G.

Is there another team playing?

🤯

Although, near silence greeting the announcement of each player.

Fair-weather supporters?

LOL

 
2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I’m starting to get “the vibe”.

I’m currently having a pre game massage!

Boom boom!

Just now, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

Although, near silence greeting the announcement of each player.

Fair-weather supporters?

LOL

No people just aren't interested. Can't stand that stuff. It's not the basketball.


How is that goal not reviewed? Clearly touched by Rivers

Just now, Jaded No More said:

How is that goal not reviewed? Clearly touched by Rivers

And called touched by the kicker. What a joke haha.

The AFL really is a joke

All players thought touched

took 30 seconds for me to loose my [censored]


WWE mode activated by the ARC


3 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

How is that goal not reviewed? Clearly touched by Rivers

Said on the radio it was touched then said imagine if that happens in a final

Between Viney Trac and Clarry that’s 3 poor kicks

Put Rivers in the guts ffs

Edited by Jaded No More

Did I just see Viney scrap kick forward when he could have handballed?!

Resulting in a direct opposition goal?!

Unbelievable!

 

should have been our ball at 0.1 to 0.0

then they score from the centre bounce

[censored] this [censored]


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