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NON-MFC: Round 22

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The Pies 2nd to the ball all night

Hawks have been very good but Collingwood putrid

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    Regarding the commentary, does Jack Riewoldlt always use the last previously used adjective?

    Heard three just then.

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    Hawks feasted on some leek pie that quarter.

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    3 hours ago, Diamond_Jim said:

    Storm (2) play Broncos(6) at the Rectangular Stadium. (tonight 7:50pm)

    A big game in the context of the upcoming finals

    Storm up 12-2 and they rarely lose from that sort of position

    Need to keep winning to gain a home QF

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    1 hour ago, GCDee said:

    David King where is your strong stance on this one you [censored]

    Has to be 3 weeks right?

    6 weeks !!! Looked at Howe and went BANG!! duty of care !!!

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    Wobble wobble wobble

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    14 minutes ago, DiscoStu17 said:

    Can you imagine if May tried to tackle Evans at that speed?

    Evans would still be out.

    Oh yup. Evans face got smashed up from a glancing blow, if May did what Newcomb did to him he might not have played again this year!

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    45 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

    Like choosing between [censored] your pants and vomiting

    Lose lose.

    This reminded me of the time I’d been out all night drinking with a mate. My wife warned me before I left to not drink too much as we had a lot on the following day. When at the bar, I ended up throwing up all down the front of my shirt.

    I said “damn, I can’t go home like this, my wife will kill me.” My mate said to put a $10 note in my pocket and when she sees the vomit, tell her some drunk puked on me, and gave me $10 for dry cleaning. So I went home and my wife sees the vomit on my shirt and asks what happened; I told her that a drunk guy puked on me and that he gave me $10 to pay for dry cleaning. She then asked me why I was holding $20; “because he did a poo in my pants too”.

    Edited by Ethan Tremblay

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    Straight to the tribunal.

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    2 minutes ago, Willmoy1947 said:

    Straight to the tribunal.

    Straight to the big club, make it disappear file..

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    I'm at work so haven't seen a second. What are hawthorn doing right to be so far in front?

    Is Darcy moore getting beaten again?

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    Just now, dees189227 said:

    I'm at work so haven't seen a second. What are hawthorn doing right to be so far in front?

    Is Darcy moore getting beaten again?

    Pressure and too quick for the slowing Pies. And yep, Pies backs are useless.

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    Is there a slim possibility that the Pies are playing for a spot in the 8 come our final game vs them..?

    Please 🙏

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    1 minute ago, spirit of norm smith said:

    Newcombe looked straight at Howe then cleaned him up, BANG

    Clear suspension

    CLEAR 3 WEEKS

    Interesting how they don’t do a slow mo replay like they did for May.

    But we all know this won’t go anywhere

    I also reckon nor should it….neither should have May’s collision

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    On some angles it looks like Newcombe was going for the ball and Howe tried to go the bump but came off 2nd best.

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    Hate Hawthorn, but my hatred for the filth is off the charts.

    Is a 100 point margin too much to wish for?

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    10 minutes ago, Willmoy1947 said:

    Straight to the tribunal.

    I note the Channel 7 panel all saying it’s a genuine accident, nothing to see here. Saying Newcomb was not intending to bump but to tackle? apparently. Not sure that counts if the May ruling is a precedent, that is the reasonable player should have pulled out.

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    5 minutes ago, gs77 said:

    On some angles it looks like Newcombe was going for the ball and Howe tried to go the bump but came off 2nd best.

    newcombe's eyes were on howe

    filthy, should be straight to the tribunal and 4 weeks plus

    won't be

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    That's the end of Filth but they'll keep topping up, how ironic player ironed out in the first 2 minutes of play.

    Edited by YesitwasaWin4theAges

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    3 minutes ago, whatwhat say what said:

    newcombe's eyes were on howe

    filthy, should be straight to the tribunal and 4 weeks plus

    won't be

    Unfortunately Karma disrupted their game plans but didn't tackle the right defensive offender

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    I wonder whether the sulking Christians will cite Jai on the basis of knocking out a Collingwood player. If he doesn’t I think I’ll accept that he has a micrscoping level of integrity

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