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Max on the Front Bar

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A great segment. Do yourself a favour and watch it. Max is a not only a great ruckman but a real entertainer. Funny and articulate - something special.

 

An obvious career in the media post football awaits.. he’s a very funny and articulate performer

 

Terrific, the club is in crisis and Gawn has a good laugh with Andy Maher, nobody cares Gawn, grow up and represent the club, time to move on and find a real leader , we have heard all your funnies before.

2 minutes ago, bluey said:

Terrific, the club is in crisis and Gawn has a good laugh with Andy Maher, nobody cares Gawn, grow up and represent the club, time to move on and find a real leader , we have heard all your funnies hat


11 minutes ago, bluey said:

Terrific, the club is in crisis and Gawn has a good laugh with Andy Maher, nobody cares Gawn, grow up and represent the club, time to move on and find a real leader , we have heard all your funnies before.

You’re a clown

Respectfully, [censored] off

Edited by Jaded No More

15 minutes ago, bluey said:

Terrific, the club is in crisis and Gawn has a good laugh with Andy Maher, nobody cares Gawn, grow up and represent the club, time to move on and find a real leader , we have heard all your funnies before.

This might be one of the worst posts I've ever seen on demonland

 
19 minutes ago, bluey said:

Terrific, the club is in crisis and Gawn has a good laugh with Andy Maher, nobody cares Gawn, grow up and represent the club, time to move on and find a real leader , we have heard all your funnies before.

It's possible that we wouldn't even have won the flag in 21 if Gawn weren't captain. Do you really think it's helpful for everyone to be desperately miserable their every waking minute while we flounder?! Your post is dreadful!

Max was stumped by the question ‘who’s the next captain of Melbourne’. So I feel slightly better about not having an answer myself 😂


20 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

You’re a clown

Respectfully, [censored] off

Why be respectful lol

6 minutes ago, deegirl said:

Max was stumped by the question ‘who’s the next captain of Melbourne’. So I feel slightly better about not having an answer myself 😂

Not surprised he named Rick, though

13 minutes ago, Go Ds said:

It's possible that we wouldn't even have won the flag in 21 if Gawn weren't captain. Do you really think it's helpful for everyone to be desperately miserable their every waking minute while we flounder?! Your post is dreadful!

Some people thrive on misery, and misery loves company.

Oh, wow, on May, “it’s a hard game to adjudicate” thanks pal, …..teach your boy to sing the navy blues, video it, and send it all about, it’s not funny champ.

Your job is to stand up for the club and Steven May.


38 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

Not surprised he named Rick, though

Absolutely, he’s a top choice. My new roughie for captain 2030 is Disco

Imagine if Bluey was a more committed supporter, a more articulated poster, a calmer person.

Would we have one another flag? Quite possibly.

1 hour ago, bluey said:

Terrific, the club is in crisis and Gawn has a good laugh with Andy Maher, nobody cares Gawn, grow up and represent the club, time to move on and find a real leader , we have heard all your funnies before.

Have you ever played at a footy club or just read about it in the library?

It takes all sorts but they have one common goal which connects them.

Gawn went after xerri when he knocked out sparrow a few weeks ago.

Gawn is the only premiership captain in my lifetime. I'm backing him in

Hey Bluey ... I understand what you're saying, but if I agreed with you, then we'd both be wrong.


8 minutes ago, Hopeful Demon said:

If we had things Bluey's way Sam Weideman would be captain by now. He seems to be the only MFC player he's ever actually liked lol.

The Essendon player delisted after he couldn't get a game in their 11th-place team? 🤣🤣🤣

2 hours ago, deegirl said:

Absolutely, he’s a top choice. My new roughie for captain 2030 is Disco

Maybe, and I do like Disco, but I think he could have some tough competition form the likes of Bowser and Langford of that generation of players.

Edited by Rodney (Balls) Grinter

 
5 hours ago, Hopeful Demon said:

If we had things Bluey's way Sam Weideman would be captain by now. He seems to be the only MFC player he's ever actually liked lol.

Forrest Gump? No shot! 😂


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