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GAMEDAY: Rd 17 vs Adelaide

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Just now, Ollie fan said:

The weakening thing is: you could see on Tracc's face as he was lining up that he knew he would miss and don't want to kick it. Reminded me of Eishold, 1987 prelim

Yep the mental demons have total control.

 

I don’t even need to watch us play anymore. I already know the outcome.

Just now, SadDee said:

Admittedly, Picket usually can. He’s probably just down in confidence like the rest of them. I think that’s two weeks in a row, or at least I’ve seen him belly the ball twice in a span of weeks. Always rushing when he has all the time in the world.

No he can't which is why he rushes his sheet little round the corner kicks.
Shows me he has absolutely no confidence with a set shot.

 
Just now, jnrmac said:

1 goal from 14 i50s

WTF is your excuse this week Simon??

More soccer practice FFS

Goodwin has given them all the chances they needed we have missed 5 set shots 3 inside 30 not sure how that’s on him, that’s entirely the players


3 minutes ago, Superunknown said:

Just stopping by for my obligatory game day “good kicking is good footy” drive by. Bad kicking really is axiomatic of the Melbourne Football Club isn’t it.

Crazy

Thanks for this.

I so needed a laugh.

Just now, BDA said:

on the positive side, i think we're well ahead on expected scores

Last year we completed an expected score Hatrick of Premierships

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6 minutes ago, frankie_d said:

Jefferson looks like he’s jogging after the man. shocking

Feeble effort, zero inspiration.

Please stamp his papers.

 
2 minutes ago, The Stewster said:

Who the hell is teaching them to hold the ball on set shots?? Melksham and Petracca awful technique. Get Dunstall down there over summer. Skill atrocious. Over paid fat cats.

brad green cant even get off his [censored] and get down to training so why would anyone else not from the club want to help us out


very demoralising seeing all the good work wasted week in week out

Dry

No breeze

Sunny

1.6

Misses by Trac, Melksham, Langdon.

Plus Jeffo out of bounds from the goal line and Kozzzy out of bounds from 20 meters slight angle

JEFFO HALF HEARTED AND JOGGING !!

I did a lap of honour around the lounge room when we won the toss then went to punch the air, but missed.


Like seriously what is choc o telling this group!?!?

4 minutes ago, The Stewster said:

Who the hell is teaching them to hold the ball on set shots?? Melksham and Petracca awful technique. Get Dunstall down there over summer. Skill atrocious. Over paid fat cats.

It's that woeful, he should be down there on Monday

crows aren't switched on today so if we convert our good work we're a chnace


JVR will kick this

 

Well done Kozzie and thanks for kicking straight.

May is giving Thilthorpe and absolute hiding.

I am a Jeffo fan, but boy he looks disinterested.

JVR much better working around the ground and he kicks straight.


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