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GAMEDAY: Rd 16 vs Gold Coast

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Shut the doors of this useless club

20 to 6 i50s

12 shots to 1

Head should roll

Edited by jnrmac

 

I’m sickened by this display. Not a single winner. Lazy pathetic uncompetitive.

Langford not ready midfield

Edited by GS_1905


Why are there people on here whingeing about free kicks? We can have +10 frees and still be [censored]. It’s not like being plus up in free kicks will make us threatening going forward. 😂🤣

Just now, DubDee said:

Petty competing hard

But any chance of kicking inn front so he can run and jump at it

Really. How come he only has one handball...no kicks and no marks for an entire quarter?

On track for a game of four disposals...no marks and no goals.

 

Crazy not playing JVR & Windsor in a team that has checked out

If they kicked straight it would be 9.3

57 to 1. which would be a fair reflection of the quarter


Bowey hit in head. Pinged. Cheats.

So lucky they cannot kick straight.

Oliver falls over at his own shadow, friita is out for a Saturday jog & we just don't want to tackle or apply pressure

Just now, Previously known as LITD. said:

Really. How come he only has one handball...no kicks and no marks for an entire quarter?

On track for a game of four disposals...no marks and no goals.

The usual 2 disposals to half time. Along with Fritsch


Suns were good, but that quarter was a disgrace to the jumper.

Keeping the forwards fresh for the second half. I like it 🫠

Just now, Previously known as LITD. said:

Really. How come he only has one handball...no kicks and no marks for an entire quarter?

On track for a game of four disposals...no marks and no goals.

competing hard doesn’t necessarily equate to possessions. He is making the most of the pathetic service he is getting.

Just now, adonski said:

Crazy not playing JVR & Windsor in a team that has checked out

Sure, did you see JVR this morning? Barely up to VFL (reserves) standard much less AFL seniors. The only thing I would say is that he wouldn’t be offering his usual liability if he was playing in the seniors today because the ball has barely gone into our forward 50.

1 minute ago, VNightCityLegend said:

Why are there people on here whingeing about free kicks? We can have +10 frees and still be [censored]. It’s not like being plus up in free kicks will make us threatening going forward. 😂🤣

Nobody is saying we aren’t absolutely pathetic, but the umpiring is [censored] diabolical too. Both things can be true.


2 minutes ago, jnrmac said:

Shut the doors of this useless club

20 to 6 i50s

12 shots to 1

Head should roll

Could be the catalyst today.

If this pans out we are in for a 100 point drubbing.

putrid

if we are a serious football club there has to be big changes.

Are we playing our brand yet?

 
11 minutes ago, MurDoc516 said:

Is Kolt the biggest personality who has done sweet [censored] all as a player?

The 1st and 2nd year players aren't the reason why we are [censored], give him a break. How about holding some of million dollar senior players (and coaches) accountable, just collecting a paycheck.

Goodwin needs to go. They either dont know what they are meant to do or dont believe in it or both. They dont want to play for him, for the jumper or for their team mates.

Premiership players need to be moved on for whatever you can get Trac, Oliver, Salem, Fritsch May thats you. Watching them jog around with half ar$e efforts is embarrassing.

Time to be brutal, reset and move on.

Edited by Lil_red_fire_engine


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