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NON-MFC: Round 16

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Port v Carlton is a Stake in the Heart type match both on a team and coaching basis

A rather uninspiring round otherwise unless there's a big upset.

Hawthorn v North at the Cold Bowl might be interesting if it's not a low scoring slug fest. (Why you would play that game at 4:20pm in Tasmania is beyond me)

I’m very intrigued to see Collingwood new forward, Charlie West. He’s apparently compared to Brisbanes new forward that’s developing quite well. West went 50th at the draft, shame we didn’t look at him (although I’m very happy with Lindsay and Langford).

 

Tonights game will be interesting. The loser will cop more heat.

Well done to bont on 250 games tomorrow night. He's a champion player & is one of those players no one has had a bad word to say about


Our good friends at Lego have added to their AFL range in anticipation of tonight's result.

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Can’t seem to get away from Jack Riewoldt, why is he always yelling? (Is he even there?)

 
13 minutes ago, DemonWheels said:

Can’t seem to get away from Jack Riewoldt, why is he always yelling? (Is he even there?)

He is Brick from Anchorman.

40 minutes ago, Demonstone said:

Our good friends at Lego have added to their AFL range in anticipation of tonight's result.

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That is awesome

If only I knew a Carlton supporter

I don’t know any!

Except our guest No 31 on this forum, who I find very very amicable. Deep down he is a demon obviously



Please keep Voss

Shout out to the young Carlton supporter who made wildly inappropriate hand gestures to my 70 year old mum as we left the MCG in 2023 after the Semi Final.

Your team is absolute garbage, and every time you lose it makes me so happy to know your footballing life will be meaningless.

No pain is enough pain for Carlton supporters. They are somehow smug even though they’ve achieved absolutely nothing for 30 years.


13 minutes ago, Superunknown said:

Except our guest No 31 on this forum, who I find very very amicable. Deep down he is a demon obviously

He’s actually more respectful of our club than many of our fans, especially the fans on here.

But he’s definitely a Blues fan, not Dees, even deep down. If he was a Dees fan at heart I would’ve picked it ages ago. I pride myself on my perfect record of recognising a masquerader. I’ve never been mistaken. It’s my superpower 🤩🙃👊🏼

 

Carlton can only thrive when they cheat the system….

The Members will go feral this week


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