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GAMEDAY: Rd 14 vs Port Adelaide

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Somethings never change - goal efficiency 33.3% v 18.8%.

 

Q1 45 marks to Port

19 to melb

The uncontested possession game gonna kill us again?


1 minute ago, bing181 said:

Lever ...

1 minute ago, Devil In Disguise said:

Lever 1 disposal going great.

He's been rubbish the last 2 weeks. Shocking selection by Simon and Co. in preference to T-Mac who, bar coming off the boil a little in his last few matches before being dropped, was crazy good in defence.

Another horror decision from Simon

Just now, jnrmac said:

Q1 45 marks to Port

19 to melb

The uncontested possession game gonna kill us again?

That’s terrible. I really hate those games where we give all that room and let them pass to each other Unchecked. Never ends well, yet we persist.

Hopefully goody has seen this game before and switches up for Q2

1 minute ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Petracca just the 2 disposals. Needs to lift.

Just saw that.

Chandler only two as well. Given 16 inside 50's for the quarter you'd hope for more

 

We'll never become a decent side again whilst May and Lever are playing together. May is consistently inconsistent and Lever is just woeful.

Van Rooyen, Pickett and Langford have been our only decent players thus far.

Butters tag isn't working. Viney getting taught a lesson.

Bergman giving Petracca an old fashion lesson.


I am so over this team. How do you just let them waltz out of a contest?

They’re such an ordinary side.

Sorry to say it but Viney totally throws off the midfield balance. He needs to go play half forward.

3 minutes ago, Graeme Yeats' Mullet said:

Petty is such a waste of space

Can we give up on him already

He runs like he is 70

Just now, jnrmac said:

Q1 45 marks to Port

19 to melb

The uncontested possession game gonna kill us again?

That’s terrible. I really hate those games where we give all that room and let them pass to each other Unchecked. Never ends well, yet we persist.

Hopefully goody has seen this game before and switches up for Q2


Turner should be on JHF

May to Georgiados. Not saying he wouldve stopped that entry but this should be the match up.

Win for the oppo... loss for us

Time to get turner out of the backline he’s just hurting us, maybe swap petty back

Bombing to nobody yet again Rivers. No balance no poise.

Port applying heaps of pressure. Us, not so much. It looks easy for the Port forwards


Just now, Garbo said:

Time to get turner out of the backline he’s just hurting us, maybe swap petty back

I want Turner fwd but he's out best defender.

3 minutes ago, Graeme Yeats' Mullet said:

Petty is such a waste of space

Can we give up on him already

19 goals from his last 32 games.

A key forward? Give me a break.

Disco would have 19 goals in less than 10 games.

Season over. TV off before I smash it.

 
1 minute ago, Red But Mostly Blue said:

That’s terrible. I really hate those games where we give all that room and let them pass to each other Unchecked. Never ends well, yet we persist.

Hopefully goody has seen this game before and switches up for Q2

This is the same rubbish we witnessed vs the Saints

This club is going nowhere under Simon


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