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My 3 word player analysis V Geelong

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[censored] total cheats

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    Petty - Dumb and Dumber

    Sharp - Applies no pressure

    May - clearly our best

    Turner - Not AFL standard

    Viney - THE TURNOVER KING

    Salem - Not even close

    Windsor- Not a defender

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    May - standout in defence

    Petty - slow and cumbersome

    Bowey - solid and reliable

    McDonald - some good moments

    Rivers - showed some spirit

    Salem - shadow of yesteryear

    Windsor - some smart moves

    Viney - oh, those turnovers

    Gawn - urgently needs backup

    Langford - draft regrets mounting?

    Langdon - some useful runs

    Oliver - tireless but inaccurate

    Sparrow - just lumbered along

    Petracca - couldn't lift teammates

    Sharp - no he isn't

    Henderson - average at best

    Chandler - unable to penetrate

    Pickett - couldn't outsmart defenders

    Fritsch - classy in patches

    Van Rooyen - seldom wins duels

    Turner - looked VFL standard

    Melksham - overall impact limited

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    Just now, 48 Year Now said:

    Spot on, but

    Langford give him time

    Turner. Hope you wrong

    Yeah a bit harsh on Langford. He’s played 3 games

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    Spargo - shouldn't be playing

    Sharp - not AFL standard

    JVR - needs a spell

    Melksham - not doing anything

    Salem - game's gone past

    Rivers - elephant in room

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    Dee-tonator. Pretty damn accurate

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    Pull the trigger

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    44 minutes ago, At Least I Saw a Flag said:

    JVR ... try him back

    Yes. We have to try and find a win situation out of a talented player. I think he could leap and punch like Frosty but be a better kick out of defence.

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    4 hours ago, Ollie fan said:

    Windsor - not a defender

    Petty - back to attack

    Sparrow - murdered his opponent

    Petty - back to Casey OR trade him out

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    On 05/04/2025 at 11:21, At Least I Saw a Flag said:

    JVR ... try him back

    A couple of weeks at Casey might achieve more.

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