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Carlton's back half ball movement is a million times better than ours. Scary how bad we are considering they are also 0-3

 
Just now, DubDee said:

Houston - gone for 3 weeks plus

Yep, another holiday coming up for him.

Sorry but I hope carlton win.

Especially after Collingwood came out this week & said we don't want to travel & play r0 next year. Whingers.


Just now, Dee Zephyr said:

Yep, another holiday coming up for him.

such a dumb elbow. no need at all

Houston just elbowed Fogarty’s jaw.

Christian has just sms’d he won’t be looking at it.

Let’s see how this one goes. Jack Riewoldt just said Houston elbowed him in the jaw and now Brad Johnson has said he is in a fair bit of trouble.

 

Just now, Redleg said:

Houston just elbowed Fogarty’s jaw.

Christian has just sms’d he won’t be looking at it.

Let’s see how this one goes. Jack Riewoldt just said Houston elbowed him in the jaw and now Brad Johnson has said he is in a fair bit of trouble.

😁 Not only that, but he's threatened to resign. Redleg, I still believe that's one of the more outrageous things to have happened in our game. And every piZZ poor journo lined up behind him

1 minute ago, dees189227 said:

What happened?

Can someone also please injure crisp

Hahahaha

that’ll teach Houston for not coming to Melbourne, pies are such sooks for crying out loud how dare they whinge about anything those wankers

4 minutes ago, Demon Dynasty said:

Houston we have a problem

1 down......

1 minute ago, Demonland said:

Houston we have a problem.

I suspected as such, but still saddened to have it confirmed that Andy has me on mute

6 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

Sorry but I hope carlton win.

Especially after Collingwood came out this week & said we don't want to travel & play r0 next year. Whingers.

I reckon most clubs would be saying the same inside the four walls 227


Houston should get more than Archer etc but no concussion so it’ll just be 3 weeks even though it’s far worse and could break someone’s jaw

Because the AFL is a just and fair system, Houston leaving the ground to deliver a forceful elbow to the back of a head to an unsuspecting opponent coming in the other direction will get at least as many weeks as Pickett's clumsy clip as Moore was sliding into him, yeah.

Yeah?

Yep.

Mm-hmm.

Just now, DubDee said:

Houston should get more than Archer etc but no concussion so it’ll just be 3 weeks even though it’s far worse and could break someone’s jaw

2 words, delayed concussion. MFC to cover Fogarty’s match payments.

Get it done pronto.

7 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Houston just elbowed Fogarty’s jaw.

Christian has just sms’d he won’t be looking at it.

Let’s see how this one goes. Jack Riewoldt just said Houston elbowed him in the jaw and now Brad Johnson has said he is in a fair bit of trouble.

Common Mr Leg, by the time Tuesday rolls around you just know HQ et al will be calling it "A Footy Act"


Daicos - who commentators say is head and shoulders above every player in the comp

Running at 20% disposal efficiency

2 minutes ago, Demon Dynasty said:

Common Mr Leg, by the time Tuesday rolls around you just know HQ et al will be calling it "A Footy Act"

Ralphy about to slam him I think.

Enjoying the game seeing pies behind. Keep hoping one of the blues players run into that scumbag or one of those daicos brothers, prndles Sidebottom. Anyone really

 
15 minutes ago, DubDee said:

Houston - gone for 3 weeks plus

MRO will probably refuse to cite him then threaten to quit if it goes to the tribunal

1 minute ago, Redleg said:

Ralphy about to slam him I think.

Yep said 3-4 weeks after saying has to be minimum 2, but then increased it because of potential to cause injury.


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