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22 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Who are you tipping this week and what are the best results for the Demons?

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  • pear
  • footscray
  • them?
  • aints
  • dingley?
  • bears?
  • crom
  • flagmantle?
  • bloods?

those two saturday night games should be crackers

 
20 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Fantastic scheduling by the AFL to put the 4 best teams head to head against each other.

in fairness, bears vs puddy tatts was meant to be northern round to start the season


6 minutes ago, Diamond_Jim said:

Essendon to go 0-3 ?

Of course they could have been 0-4.

Good point, I'm looking forward to tonight's game now!!

I am convinced the bombers will win tonight 

Don’t ask why

I just feel it in my waters

 
3 minutes ago, Diamond_Jim said:

Essendon to go 0-3 ?

Of course they could have been 0-4.

Hope so. There’s a couple Essendon supporters at my work and this week I got reminded that at the core of all Essendon supporters footy soul, there is mostly a dark endless void, but if you squint real hard into it, deep deep down, there’s a little tiny flickering light way off into the distance, which is actually a dense, raging nucleus made of pure unadulterated arrogance.

Hate em. Will never feel sympathy for them.

Go Port.


2 minutes ago, BDA said:

not many there. looks like bombers fans have lost faith

Long may it continue. 

I had this game flickering in the background and thought I was basically impartial, but then Port kicked a goal after Essendon had held the ball in their forward line for most of the game for just two behinds, and I swear the laugh that came out of me was somewhere between Nelson from the Simpsons and Emperor Palpatine.

Guess I'm not quite impartial.


6 minutes ago, GS_1905 said:

Deliver the ball like that to our f50 and JVR will kick 50-60 a year. 

That or getting Essendon's soft frees. Either would get the job done!

So far Port have been a little bit lucky that Essendon are the footballing equivalent of a tepid bath.

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Is the air con in Brad Scott’s coaching box broken? He is sweating absolute bullets and it’s about 20 degrees

[censored] this has to be the most boring footy game ever. Is this what we look like to a neutral supporter? 


Imagine being a port fan. Such great players and never even made a GF

Most inconsistent team ever

Those multiple prelim thrashings must haunt them 

15 minutes ago, Roost it far said:

Wasn’t Georgiades coming to us?

We were very keen and he was thinking seriously about it as he didn't feel valued at Port.

However, all his teammates agreed to show their love for him by wearing a patch bearing his initials on their jumper and he decided to stay.

 

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4 minutes ago, GS_1905 said:

[censored] this has to be the most boring footy game ever. Is this what we look like to a neutral supporter? 

good delivery i50 something we cant do....

 

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