The Upgrade Failed ...

[Sir Why You Little 37,457]

14 hours ago, Nasher said:

“Why You Little….”

[Cyclops 512]

2 hours ago, ManDee said:

Funny, the site seems to be faster today.

Agreed!

[Roost it far 10,136]

If it was me I’d go again tonight and I’d jam that [censored] right into place.

 

Edited 10 hours ago by Roost it far

[Demonland 74,430]

6 minutes ago, Roost it far said:

If it was me I’d go again tonight and I’d jam that [censored] right into place.

The timing of that will be up to @Nasher. He is generously volunteering his time and effort to this. Unfortunately, server and database management are beyond my expertise. I have a basic understanding, but if I tried handling it alone, I'd probably do more harm than good.

[Roost it far 10,136]

18 minutes ago, Demonland said:

The timing of that will be up to @Nasher. He is generously volunteering his time and effort to this. Unfortunately, server and database management are beyond my expertise. I have a basic understanding, but if I tried handling it alone, I'd probably do more harm than good.

Or you’d nail it

[Ghostwriter 5,459]

2 hours ago, Demonland said:

That's because in preparation for the upgrade I got rid of a lot of the superfluous 3rd part stuff that had been added on over a quarter of a century.

 

So, everything Pickett Fence has ever posted.

[Demonland 74,430]

5 minutes ago, Roost it far said:

Or you’d nail it

Trust me if what happened last night happened on my watch I would have actually done what Nasher posted in the 2nd post of this thread.

[daisycutter 30,021]

14 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

So, everything Pickett Fence has ever posted.

[Demonland 74,430]

16 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

So, everything Pickett Fence has ever posted.

[Roost it far 10,136]

25 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Trust me if what happened last night happened on my watch I would have actually done what Nasher posted in the 2nd post of this thread.

 

I have faith

 

[Gorgoroth 13,220]

44 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

So, everything Pickett Fence has ever posted.

 😄

Edited 9 hours ago by Gorgoroth

[Queanbeyan Demon 7,023]

I appreciate things would have to get really disparate, but here's an ol' mate with, clearly, time on his hands that could do some heavy IT lifting.

[Demonland 74,430]

1 minute ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

I appreciate things would have to get really disparate, but here's an ol' mate with, clearly, time on his hands that could do some heavy IT lifting.

What are your qualifications? 

Send your resume & references through to @Nasher.

We could need any help we can get.

[Go Ds 335]

So with the new upgrade can we choose which Demon player reads out posts over our shoulder?

@Ghostwriter , can you and your inner sanctum friends help set this up. 😁

[Go Ds 335]

6 hours ago, roy11 said:

This has been my experience the last few years

But we like Roy 

 

https://frinkiac.com/video/S05E07/31mXjIhfPCza1im1ckHMyz_1f6E=.gif

[Whispering_Jack 31,368]

4 hours ago, Demonland said:

That's because in preparation for the upgrade I got rid of a lot of the superfluous 3rd part stuff that had been added on over a quarter of a century.

Please tell me you haven’t lost my match report from the game vs Port Adelaide in 2003.

[picket fence 18,181]

2 hours ago, Demonland said:

"Why does it always rain on me? Must be because I lied when I was 17"!

[daisycutter 30,021]

2 minutes ago, picket fence said:

"Why does it always rain on me? Must be because I lied when I was 17"!

you weren't even talking when you were 17"

[Chook 15,069]

Logged on just now and immediately went, yep, I bet they had to rollback - this all looks a bit too much like the old one.

[Tarax Club 4,189]

8 hours ago, picket fence said:

Thanks Andy and Nasher we all very mucb appreciate your efforts! Do you want me to Beam down Mr.Spock for assistance!😂

OK than Spock…

As long as these guys don’t hitch a ride picket.

[binman 44,824]

5 hours ago, Demonland said:

I removed almost all plugins and extensions prior to the upgrade. 

You have hair extensions?

Too soon?

[picket fence 18,181]

1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

you weren't even talking when you were 17"

Rambled as much then as I do now dais😂

[daisycutter 30,021]

2 minutes ago, binman said:

You have hair extensions?

Too soon?

well, you'd never get uncle bitters to remove his plugins and extensions 😮 just saying

[picket fence 18,181]

1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

well, you'd never get uncle bitters to remove his plugins and extensions 😮 just saying

I can CONFIRM, that Uncle Bitter IS WIRED for sound, with all extemities on Ultra high frequency and as always on High alert!

[DEE fence 5,054]

6 hours ago, Demonland said:

No, it's not a new software package. It's the same company, but they've released a significantly upgraded version of their existing software. This latest update represents a major advancement in functionality and usability, particularly in terms of the capabilities it offers businesses. However, many of the new features included in this version either aren't directly relevant to our specific requirements, haven't been implemented yet, or may be integrated gradually over time.

 

Here in Somalia (and other countries) the bane of my life is the supposed 'promise' of new software, we have a number of bespoke packages managing delivery of services to millions of beneficiaries. They are always rolled out in Beta, they never function as promised (let alone talk well to one another) cost fortunes to get service, and the management who poorly supervised the project are far removed (sitting in Rome or Nairobi) from a bunch of very hungry, very angry people who don't understand why they are not receiving the food/support they were promised. If I ever get killed it won't be by an IED from AS/AQ, it will be by some mad b@st@rd frustrated beyond belief. My fervent desire is for these managers to visit an IDP camp and receive 'direct' feedback, I will be happily holding their arms behind their back while feedback is administered.