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2 minutes ago, DubDee said:

The umps are enjoying the friday night spotlight

just let them play

Every year it's the same , over-officiate round 1

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Huge breaks inbetween each goal 

so frustrating to watch

Scrap the goal review 

*clearly the commentators have been told to not bag it

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19 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

What is that awful Hawthorn thing they are wearing…??

Looks like a mix of Collingwood and Port Adelaide jumpers from behind dunked and stained in a pi$$ trough and a toilet bowl covered in diarrhoea at the front.

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1 minute ago, Lexinator said:

Looks like a mix of Collingwood and Port Adelaide jumpers from behind dunked and stained in a pi$$ trough and a toilet bowl covered in diarrhoea at the front.

The brief to the marketing department was "No more poos and wees". Their solution? "How about poo two ways?"

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7 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

I very much like Huddo commentating. He doesn’t go “off-topic” like so many others do. 

Yeah fair enough, he used to be my favourite commentator but have felt he has become a bit flat the last couple of years. 
 

I am definitely liking Fox having their own commentary though. 

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8 minutes ago, DubDee said:

The umps are enjoying the friday night spotlight

just let them play

Every year it's the same , over-officiate round 1

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Hey fox footy, commentary is good but WTF is that massive scorecard at the bottom of the screen? Scale it back a bit. 

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Last two games between Sydney and Hawthorn, Sydney won by ~70 and ~50 points, if I recall correctly.

It seems at this stage that Hawthorn strategy of wearing their most Brisbane-like possible away strip, for zero apparent reason, is successfully spooking the Swans.

I wonder how being dressed as Mr Hanky will play on their socials?

 

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17 minutes ago, Lexinator said:

Looks like a mix of Collingwood and Port Adelaide jumpers from behind dunked and stained in a pi$$ trough and a toilet bowl covered in diarrhoea at the front.

True poetry and much appreciated.

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The Hawks are going to dominate us this year 

Too fast

too skilful 

too creative

But we’ll win clearances if that makes you feel better

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7 minutes ago, Graeme Yeats' Mullet said:

The handball in this game is frightening... Both teams would be shredding Melbourne 

The speed with which the ball is moving is definitely making me nervous.

 

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Kudos Fox Footy with the measured commentary and insightful special comments. Telling it as it is. No matey self indulgence here. Early days, but promising signs!

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17 minutes ago, DubDee said:

Just a reminder that the bombers got rid of D’Ambrosio for pick 61

wow

Probably a sensible type who doesn’t want to play for EssUndone - though not sensible enough to avoid the awful outfit he is now wearing. 

14 minutes ago, Newport34 said:

Hey fox footy, commentary is good but WTF is that massive scorecard at the bottom of the screen? Scale it back a bit. 

Could be ok with a translucency of maybe 30-40%

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