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2 minutes ago, DubDee said:

The umps are enjoying the friday night spotlight

just let them play

Every year it's the same , over-officiate round 1

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    Sydney are not playing really well, but they are super efficient going forward 

    Hopefully the MFC Coaches are watching 

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    Huge breaks inbetween each goal 

    so frustrating to watch

    Scrap the goal review 

    *clearly the commentators have been told to not bag it

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    19 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

    What is that awful Hawthorn thing they are wearing…??

    Looks like a mix of Collingwood and Port Adelaide jumpers from behind dunked and stained in a pi$$ trough and a toilet bowl covered in diarrhoea at the front.

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    1 minute ago, Lexinator said:

    Looks like a mix of Collingwood and Port Adelaide jumpers from behind dunked and stained in a pi$$ trough and a toilet bowl covered in diarrhoea at the front.

    The brief to the marketing department was "No more poos and wees". Their solution? "How about poo two ways?"

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    7 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

    I very much like Huddo commentating. He doesn’t go “off-topic” like so many others do. 

    Yeah fair enough, he used to be my favourite commentator but have felt he has become a bit flat the last couple of years. 
     

    I am definitely liking Fox having their own commentary though. 

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    8 minutes ago, DubDee said:

    The umps are enjoying the friday night spotlight

    just let them play

    Every year it's the same , over-officiate round 1

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    Just a reminder that the bombers got rid of D’Ambrosio for pick 61

    wow

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    Hey fox footy, commentary is good but WTF is that massive scorecard at the bottom of the screen? Scale it back a bit. 

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    Tryna be like nfl MNF on ESPN

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    Last two games between Sydney and Hawthorn, Sydney won by ~70 and ~50 points, if I recall correctly.

    It seems at this stage that Hawthorn strategy of wearing their most Brisbane-like possible away strip, for zero apparent reason, is successfully spooking the Swans.

    I wonder how being dressed as Mr Hanky will play on their socials?

     

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    17 minutes ago, Lexinator said:

    Looks like a mix of Collingwood and Port Adelaide jumpers from behind dunked and stained in a pi$$ trough and a toilet bowl covered in diarrhoea at the front.

    True poetry and much appreciated.

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    The Hawks are going to dominate us this year 

    Too fast

    too skilful 

    too creative

    But we’ll win clearances if that makes you feel better

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    Why isn't it umpire descent by Battle? Screaming swear word at the umpire after a clear free kick.

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    7 minutes ago, Graeme Yeats' Mullet said:

    The handball in this game is frightening... Both teams would be shredding Melbourne 

    The speed with which the ball is moving is definitely making me nervous.

     

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    Kudos Fox Footy with the measured commentary and insightful special comments. Telling it as it is. No matey self indulgence here. Early days, but promising signs!

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    17 minutes ago, DubDee said:

    Just a reminder that the bombers got rid of D’Ambrosio for pick 61

    wow

    Probably a sensible type who doesn’t want to play for EssUndone - though not sensible enough to avoid the awful outfit he is now wearing. 

    14 minutes ago, Newport34 said:

    Hey fox footy, commentary is good but WTF is that massive scorecard at the bottom of the screen? Scale it back a bit. 

    Could be ok with a translucency of maybe 30-40%

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