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NON-MFC: Opening Round 2025

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2 minutes ago, DubDee said:

The umps are enjoying the friday night spotlight

just let them play

Every year it's the same , over-officiate round 1

 

Sydney are not playing really well, but they are super efficient going forward 

Hopefully the MFC Coaches are watching 

Huge breaks inbetween each goal 

so frustrating to watch

Scrap the goal review 

*clearly the commentators have been told to not bag it

 

I have no idea how they judged that touched, unless they see footage we dont

Grundy getting smashed by Meek


19 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

What is that awful Hawthorn thing they are wearing…??

Looks like a mix of Collingwood and Port Adelaide jumpers from behind dunked and stained in a pi$$ trough and a toilet bowl covered in diarrhoea at the front.

1 minute ago, Lexinator said:

Looks like a mix of Collingwood and Port Adelaide jumpers from behind dunked and stained in a pi$$ trough and a toilet bowl covered in diarrhoea at the front.

The brief to the marketing department was "No more poos and wees". Their solution? "How about poo two ways?"

 
7 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

I very much like Huddo commentating. He doesn’t go “off-topic” like so many others do. 

Yeah fair enough, he used to be my favourite commentator but have felt he has become a bit flat the last couple of years. 
 

I am definitely liking Fox having their own commentary though. 

8 minutes ago, DubDee said:

The umps are enjoying the friday night spotlight

just let them play

Every year it's the same , over-officiate round 1


Just a reminder that the bombers got rid of D’Ambrosio for pick 61

wow

Hey fox footy, commentary is good but WTF is that massive scorecard at the bottom of the screen? Scale it back a bit. 


Last two games between Sydney and Hawthorn, Sydney won by ~70 and ~50 points, if I recall correctly.

It seems at this stage that Hawthorn strategy of wearing their most Brisbane-like possible away strip, for zero apparent reason, is successfully spooking the Swans.

I wonder how being dressed as Mr Hanky will play on their socials?

 

17 minutes ago, Lexinator said:

Looks like a mix of Collingwood and Port Adelaide jumpers from behind dunked and stained in a pi$$ trough and a toilet bowl covered in diarrhoea at the front.

True poetry and much appreciated.

The Hawks are going to dominate us this year 

Too fast

too skilful 

too creative

But we’ll win clearances if that makes you feel better

Grundy getting smoked by Meek in the ruck.


Why isn't it umpire descent by Battle? Screaming swear word at the umpire after a clear free kick.

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7 minutes ago, Graeme Yeats' Mullet said:

The handball in this game is frightening... Both teams would be shredding Melbourne 

The speed with which the ball is moving is definitely making me nervous.

 

Kudos Fox Footy with the measured commentary and insightful special comments. Telling it as it is. No matey self indulgence here. Early days, but promising signs!

 
17 minutes ago, DubDee said:

Just a reminder that the bombers got rid of D’Ambrosio for pick 61

wow

Probably a sensible type who doesn’t want to play for EssUndone - though not sensible enough to avoid the awful outfit he is now wearing. 

14 minutes ago, Newport34 said:

Hey fox footy, commentary is good but WTF is that massive scorecard at the bottom of the screen? Scale it back a bit. 

Could be ok with a translucency of maybe 30-40%


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