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13 minutes ago, Little Goffy said:

Must've scraped the mucus off a lot of horny dolphins to make those.

Snot very nice to do that just for the porpoise of making perfume.

 
23 minutes ago, Little Goffy said:

Must've scraped the mucus off a lot of horny dolphins to make those.

If you sign up to their email marketing you get a free 'scented miniature'. I now have an ambition to get every member of Demonland to sign up and stockpile them.

miniature what?

1 hour ago, ElDiablo14 said:

Isn't he a bit too short and skinny to play inside midfield?

He has practically the same frame as naoicos. Just needs to put on a little muscle, helps he’s a tough [censored] and isn’t bothered by physicality.

 
1 hour ago, Little Goffy said:

Must've scraped the mucus off a lot of horny dolphins to make those.

If you sign up to their email marketing you get a free 'scented miniature'. I now have an ambition to get every member of Demonland to sign up and stockpile them.

There's not much that is free these days.

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30 minutes ago, Gibberish said:

There's not much that is free these days.

And what you get is not worth the price !


I think it’s time to give ghosty her perfume, isn’t it?

Come on Judd, announce it already.

1 hour ago, Gibberish said:

There's not much that is free these days.

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Ahh, I knew I smelled a rat.

A premium Versailles-inspired rat, to be sure. A rat Louis the XIVth would be proud to have crawling up his drain.

 
4 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

Must've scraped the mucus off a lot of horny dolphins to make those.

If you sign up to their email marketing you get a free 'scented miniature'. I now have an ambition to get every member of Demonland to sign up and stockpile them.

My brother in law, who barracks for Collingwood and is very successful, which I find very confusing, exclusively uses it

His 16yo son rocks it to school

it does smell very very good


5 hours ago, ElDiablo14 said:

Isn't he a bit too short and skinny to play inside midfield?

I don't think I said "inside mid"?

Having a dreadful year. Paying the penalty for being rushed back in without any form.

Regularly loses his man, hesitates, fumbles, lacks confidence, has lost all attacking flair & is a shadow of his former self.

13 minutes ago, Cranky Franky said:

Having a dreadful year. Paying the penalty for being rushed back in without any form.

Yes, yet another player who has been parachuted back into the side on reputation without having any form or fitness. Same goes for Lever, Spargo, Petty, Viney, May and others.

Surely Judd can also see that not making a decision on his future is having a negative impact on his football.

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I can understand if he's re-assessing his options

that said, he's had a really poor year so he won't be inundated with offers from other clubs


of our weak links since coming back into the team. bereft of confidence (& skill).

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