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KOZZY A DEMON FOR LIFE!!!

KLV
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4 hours ago, binman said:

Hopefully i'll be fine too - koz is an exception to my rule of not getting too upset about a gun dees player leaving.

I don't' have a number on my jumper (was going to get 10, but didn't get around to it - where do you get a number added these days?) but if Koz resigns i'm gonna but the Indigenous jumper his dad designed (which is my second fav) and proudly put 36 on it.

The Demon Shop sells jumper numbers and they have an industrial press (a household iron isn’t hot enough). They charge $13 per numeral.

Best to call them before heading in because they don’t have every number in stock at all times.

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    8 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

    Blow me down with a feather...

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    57 minutes ago, hardtack said:

    How long have you been waiting to use that one? 🤣

    As long as I've been waiting for Melbourne to win a final.

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    11 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

    The Demon Shop sells jumper numbers and they have an industrial press (a household iron isn’t hot enough). They charge $13 per numeral.

    Best to call them before heading in because they don’t have every number in stock at all times.

    They don't have numbers 0 thru 9 in stock at all times?

    Take up too much space? Too complex? They only sell 43 sets?

    'Sorry binman I know you want kozzie's number but we're all out of 3s sorry.

    Can I interest you in a Windsor - half the the price!

    Or I think we can do you a Laurie - wait hold on, sorry we're all out of 1s too.

    How about a Jed or a Jai.

    Alternatively, how about we put a 6 in place and you come back at a later date and we you can add the 3 - good valuw as you can have a salo flr a while and its insurance in case koz doesn't resign'

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    4 minutes ago, binman said:

    They don't have numbers 0 thru 9 in stock at all times?

    Take up too much space? Too complex? They only sell 43 sets?

    'Sorry binman I know you want kozzie's number but we're all out of 3s sorry.

    Can I interest you in a Windsor - half the the price!

    Or I think we can do you a Laurie - wait hold on, sorry we're all out of 1s too.

    How about a Jed or a Jai.

    Alternatively, how about we put a 6 in place and you come back at a later date and we you can add the 3 - good valuw as you can have a salo flr a while and its insurance in case koz doesn't resign'

    I only know this because I ran into one of the girls who works there and told her I’d be bringing in two jumpers for *Pauline Fritsch and she said she’d make sure they had two 3s and two 1s in stock.

    *seems I’m an habitual name dropper, huh Ethan @Ethan Tremblay

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    27 minutes ago, Davos said:

    Blow me down with a feather...

    Yep we relocate to Tassie if Kozzie doesn't sign🤣

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    1 hour ago, Bowserpower said:

    $12.5 mil over 7 years is big. Doesn't matter which way you slice it.

    Think it's a great move by the club but not without risk.

    41 minutes ago, seventyfour said:

    IMO the AFL need to set maximum contract length, at 5 years. Save clubs from themselves, and benefits the AFL with more player movement.

    How long are AFL executives Contracts? Any idea?

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    10 minutes ago, Demonstone said:

    They've run out of sixes, but have a surplus of nines.

    That sounds a bit upside down…

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    42 minutes ago, Demonstone said:

    They've run out of sixes, but have a surplus of nines.

    The Simpsons License Plate GIF

    Edited by Stu

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    Ah, my son is also called Bort!

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    29 minutes ago, ChaserJ said:

    https://x.com/1116sen/status/1932732037842280448

    Just SO SO SO jealous. What these clowns don't realise is the draw factor, so I'm not gonna tell them. It's the crowd factor, and most of all it's the good Club factor....

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    2 minutes ago, Demonstone said:

    I have no time for another app, no time for your antics; Kozzie is about to sign!

    season 5 GIF

    Why it’s Kozzie signing rumour maybe actually true day!

    Edited by rpfc

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    This is bloody fantastic news!

    hope he celebrates with a reckless bump 😬😊👍🏻

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    If we pay Kozzie a mint it will be the death of the Dees. We need to be spending our money on getting a decent forward and another quality mid.

    Kozzie, Jackson swap could still happen thou you would not think so. Perhaps Jackson could go to the pies or cats.

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    Just now, junk said:

    If we pay Kozzie a mint it will be the death of the Dees. We need to be spending our money on getting a decent forward and another quality mid.

    Kozzie, Jackson swap could still happen thou you would not think so. Perhaps Jackson could go to the pies or cats.

    lucious lyon wtf GIF

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