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Just now, Bombay Airconditioning said:

Who’s missing from our best side….Petracca and Windsor a first year player. 
Is Salem best 22 anymore?

We have 14 Premiership players today.

I wonder what the record is for most Premiership team players in a team to lose by 10+ goals.

 
2 minutes ago, Bombay Airconditioning said:

Who’s missing from our best side….Petracca and Windsor a first year player. 
Is Salem best 22 anymore?

We should trade Salem to be honest.

I'm glad so many of you can switch over to the Olympics, I'm stuck with this.

 

Just now, ElDiablo14 said:

We should trade Salem to be honest.

He won’t get you more than a third rounder. 

Apart from losing contested possession, we are leaving 1 or 2 Dogs players 2 handballs wide of the contest, and then missing most tackles when they press through. Or they go around us. 

Lever - you have a player, defend him every so often.

May & TMac - doing a power of work.

Bont is a star. 

 
Just now, Bombay Airconditioning said:

Who’s missing from our best side….Petracca and Windsor a first year player. 
Is Salem best 22 anymore?

I'm starting to worry about players including Salem, May, Fritta, Lever, Kozzie, Oliver and even Viney.

Players who should be at the height of their powers yet here we are.

Clearly the premiership window isn't closed....looks like it's been bricked over.

 

1 minute ago, praha said:

We have 14 Premiership players today.

I wonder what the record is for most Premiership team players in a team to lose by 10+ goals.

This team is not even a ghost of that Premiership team. They should be ashamed of themselves, or just raise their hands as say 'I am not good enough atm'.


Just now, ElDiablo14 said:

We should trade Salem to be honest.

Not sure what we’d get much and to who?

Yes I’m open to it.

Just now, Kick_It_To_Pickett said:

How many tackles has Oliver missed? 

Has anyone laid a tackle? I can’t remember one. 

Seems Yze was the coaching mastermind behind our success. Came in as midfield coach and won a flag with top four years running. Since Mcqualter took over this year we've been rat****. Our stoppage work and lack of clearances recently have been the worst in memory, worse than the Neeld years somehow.

1 minute ago, Jaded No More said:

He won’t get you more than a third rounder. 

So be it. He can't contribute anymore and is injury prone.

Thanks for your service Salo.


1 minute ago, Gawndy the Great said:

I’m changing my mind every 5 mins with reload or rebuild.

Premise being reload what? a super soaker? 

Yeah same here Gawndy. But when you look at how bad Casey are travelling it’s looking a bit grim. 

only 4 goals down.

if we could just stem this flow and breakeven this quarter they might tire in the second half

i'm probably dreaming but they are coming off a 5 day break

12 minutes ago, Deefensive Language said:

90% of Clarry's disposals this year have been dump kicks or hospital handballs to teammates under pressure

Not to mention second efforts result in holding the ball.


1 minute ago, Bombay Airconditioning said:

Not sure what we’d get much and to who?

Yes I’m open to it.

North or West Coast I guess.

Somehow they found a way to load up with spuds who are at Casey’s for a team  in a premiership window, it’s as  if they wanted to push this team off the clif with the dumbest trades and boot out an  All Australian ruckman in Grundy & watch Gawn play on 1 leg … it’s a comedy show & amateur hour from our coaches & recruiters 

 
1 minute ago, BDA said:

only 4 goals down.

if we could just stem this flow and breakeven this quarter they might tire in the second half

i'm probably dreaming but they are coming off a 5 day break

You sound Binman levels of delusion 😅


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