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Are pies putting up one of the weakest premiership defence seasons?

Media had a crack at us for following up our grand final with a failure to win a finals game, yet we finished top 4 in consecutive home and away seasons while Geelong and Pies won't even qualify for finals the year after their flags.

Edited by Nascent

 
7 minutes ago, Diamond_Jim said:

May have a look at the Magpie Board. Does anyone have a link to the Demonland equivalent.

Thanks

It's a tough read in there.
Most are illiterate.


56 minutes ago, At the break of Gawn said:

Could Pendles and Sidebottom’s last AFL game be against us?

Can we bring a banner, "Congratulations No.10 - Best Tank Ever"

EDIT: Come to think of it, the Magpies could still drop into the bottom 4 below St kilda and Adelaide. In which case clearly they are tanking again to replace Pendles.

Edited by Little Goffy

4 minutes ago, Nascent said:

Are pies putting up one of the weakest premiership defence seasons?

Media has a crack at us for following up our grand final with a failure to win a finals game, yet we finished top 4 in consecutive home and away season while Geelong and Pies won't even qualify for finals the year after their flags.

q.v. @binman’s testimonial for Goody in the last podcast.

 
17 minutes ago, picket fence said:

And look at the toothless ferals react 😅the brain cells of a worm between them

There were like 8 people left, so much for the biggest club in the land 🤣🤣🤣


Just now, The heart beats true said:

What’s the plan for tonight’s game as a Demons fan? Do we want Geelong brought down, or the Dogs kept out?

Geelong brought down. Always.

1 minute ago, The heart beats true said:

What’s the plan for tonight’s game as a Demons fan? Do we want Geelong brought down, or the Dogs kept out?

Geelong down.
We'll deal with the Dogs like usual.

2 minutes ago, The heart beats true said:

What’s the plan for tonight’s game as a Demons fan? Do we want Geelong brought down, or the Dogs kept out?

Dogs definitely, as much as I dislike Jeelong


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25 minutes ago, DeeZee said:

So good to put a cork in that moronic Collingwood chant 

BOOOTTTTTOOOOMMM FFFOOOOUUURRRR

Geelongs ground doesn’t look very well maintained at all.

2 hours ago, Lexinator said:

How good would it be if ended Pies season in the last round? Would make up for that ill-fated 2017 season.

The Pies one and only wooden spoon was in 1976.

And guess who they played and got spoon-fed against.

Mighty dees at Vic Park.

Sun headline Monday was "dees spoon feed pies"


20 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Spewing there’s only a little over a minute remaining. This is so much fun!!!

Replays! 

10 minutes ago, Little Goffy said:

Can we bring a banner, "Congratulations No.10 - Best Tank Ever"

EDIT: Come to think of it, the Magpies could still drop into the bottom 4 below St kilda and Adelaide. In which case clearly they are tanking again to replace Pendles.

But they haven't got a first round pick! 🤣

12 minutes ago, Spargonicus said:

q.v. @binman’s testimonial for Goody in the last podcast.

Haven't gotten around to this weeks podcast yet, will do so this weekend.

 

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