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lol Tholstrup is going to be hated by a lot of teams.

 

Not following the thread.  But it’s good to see Max get angry 

go Dee’s 

 

Good to see Max getting stuck into the Clearasil Kid. 


19 minutes ago, Diamond_Jim said:

Need to outscore them 4 goals to two this quarter if not better

Prescient...

Now let's finish it off

Can’t complain about this half. Love Roo what a star he will be. Everything we wanted Watts and Weideman to be. 
Rivers into middle fantastic. And love the games from Kolt and Windsor. They’ll be players.

 

May looks to have aged a decade since last week 🫠

 
Just now, praha said:

lol Tholstrup is going to be hated by a lot of teams.

Love him. Great to see a kid with a bit of mongrel about him.

1 minute ago, praha said:

lol Tholstrup is going to be hated by a lot of teams.

Makes me love him more


Jvr to kick seven hopefully.

Was just a matter of time.

It's been building for a while.

Come on Dee's foot to throat for position eight please.

2 minutes ago, praha said:

lol Tholstrup is going to be hated by a lot of teams.

I love him. He’s got spice. 

ANB hasn’t racked up heaps of possessions but he is our barometer. When his pressure is on, he lifts the team considerably.


Can somebody get studded boots for Fritter

Can somebody tell sparrow to play on and take some territory

Moniz wake is a clanger king

1 minute ago, leave it to deever said:

Jvr to kick seven hopefully.

Was just a matter of time.

It's been building for a while.

Come on Dee's foot to throat for position eight please.

Stuff 8th lets go for 7th

Just now, Jaded No More said:

I love him. He’s got spice. 

His body work at stoppages is worth looking at too. Happy to take contact and pressure and open up channels. He gets in their way, and it is really annoying for opposition. I reckon he's going to be good.


5 minutes ago, praha said:

lol Tholstrup is going to be hated by a lot of teams.

He's our Ginnivan 😂 

 
2 minutes ago, Kent said:

Can somebody get studded boots for Fritter

Can somebody tell sparrow to play on and take some territory

Moniz wake is a clanger king

Any positives from you at all, or feels too vulnerable to do so?

13 minutes ago, Deesprate said:

Agree ridiculous 

Surely he was taking the [censored], we just extended his contract. I wished we extended it more like until 2033!


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