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12 minutes ago, forever demons said:

How are the chooks  no flu or hacking cough i hope

They’re fine but I tell ya what… I’ve never had so many requests for their eggs!!! 

 

Tmac taking “Keep your eye on the ball” literally. 🤣

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4 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Tmac taking “Keep your eye on the ball” literally. 🤣

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Who is the dude behind ANB? (Far right of pic)

Edited by Dee Zephyr

 
1 minute ago, Dee Zephyr said:

Who is the dude behind ANB?

Chocco I think.

Or maybe you mean the guy on the far right? He’s one of the trainers. 

Edited by WalkingCivilWar

2 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Chocco I think.

Far right of pic sorry, youngish dude with a moustaka?


8 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Tmac taking “Keep your eye on the ball” literally. 🤣

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If he's been told to play more like Sam Taylor he's taking it far too literally.

There was an expat family visiting from London. The little boy, Alastair, turned seven today. So this happened…

Stick that in ya Kultcha pipe n smoke it

As singers they make great footballers 😅

Edited by WalkingCivilWar

 
4 minutes ago, Dee Zephyr said:

Far right of pic sorry, youngish dude with a moustaka?

One of the property staff or a trainer

No Luker there today 🤔 


39 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

No Luker there today 🤔 

Was it not just senior team plus emergencies anyway?

2 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Firstly, where’s Pert? Is he still in hiding????

Wait a cotton pickin minute… who’s that standing by the tree at Gosch’s?

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Well I’ll be a monkey’s uncle! It’s the man himself!

 I told him that there’s Melbourne fans (I air-quoted the word fans) who are filthy on him and Kate for going into hiding while things aren’t great. He suggested we get a pic together with the field in the background so as to prove it wasn’t just a random old pic of him standing by a tree. 😂😂😂

So… we did!

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Pfft Hiding shmiding 

He looks a bit relaxed for someone who is supposedly in hiding from the media and supporters.

1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Tmac taking “Keep your eye on the ball” literally. 🤣

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One, two aaand three

im all good

Thanks WCW greatly appreciated and all posters and the noisy Australian Minor bird competing with the whistles, looked like a happy fun day. Comeon Dees.!!


3 hours ago, Dee Zephyr said:

Who is the dude behind ANB? (Far right of pic)

Dylan Roberton (ex Freo and Saints)

Today Melks signed my unborn granddaughter’s guernsey 🥹 Now I just need to get miniature number 18 on the back and she’s ready to go to her first match with her babcia  in matching guernseys ❤️💙

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4 hours ago, forever demons said:

How are the chooks  no flu or hacking cough i hope

I’m fine thanks - nothing that a big win won’t fix

4 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Apologies in advance for the quality of the vids. Also, I left the audio in so as you can hear what the coaches are saying but that’s kinda drowned out by my track-watching buddies and that one tiny bird who would surely have to be in the running for the Guinness World Record: Loudest Bird in History.

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Job as club media manager awaits.

5 hours ago, beelzebub said:

Petty fwd.... why am I not exstatic 

For the 'happy people".... yes i guess that's negativity. I'm certainly POSITIVE  it's nothing to get excited about.

Looking forward to the young lads having a crack .

 

Nicely posited, Beelz, feel the same way.


6 hours ago, Clayton spirit said:

Currently doing a match simulation drill with the coaches involved as players. Seems a bit more work than a usual captain's run

Are we winning or losing....

...asking for a friend 

4 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Tmac taking “Keep your eye on the ball” literally. 🤣

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Just making sure that everything's in good order.

 

1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Today Melks signed my unborn granddaughter’s guernsey 🥹 Now I just need to get miniature number 18 on the back and she’s ready to go to her first match with her babcia  in matching guernseys ❤️💙

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FYI  Demon Shop on Brunton Ave ironed on numbers for my grandkids jumpers of that size free, before the Tiges match this year.

Keep up the good work

 
8 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

They’re fine but I tell ya what… I’ve never had so many requests for their eggs!!! 

You could give up your day job..............

41 minutes ago, Longsufferingnomore said:

You could give up your day job..............

Yeah five eggs per day (at most) will see me living the highlife 🥳 💰 🥂 


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