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Once again we’re at a point where we are being tested as a club. Again I think we lack the internal fortitude to come out stronger. Hopefully I’m wrong but……..

 

Can I just respond to Tom Morris - Ha Ha Ha ha……..Ha Ha ha….!!!! Your a real killer Tom.!!!


4 minutes ago, Roost it far said:

Once again we’re at a point where we are being tested as a club. Again I think we lack the internal fortitude to come out stronger. Hopefully I’m wrong but……..

Can you outline what that would even look like ?

he's contracted. will only be traded if it suits us. 

Harry comes across as a team player. very much doubt he would be hard managed like Clarry. he'll stay and be professional about it.

The Clarry headlines have come like a bolt from the blue (to me anyways) but we need to stop jumping at shadows.

stay calm people.

P.S. i didn;t miss Tom Morris while he was in exile. He's a piece of....

The article is flimsy at best. He says it won’t happen this year but maybe in the next few.

 

 

We have 2 years to find a replacement if he won’t sign an extension by end of next, by then JVR and Jefferson should be our 1-2 and it’s just matter of finding a Steven May replacement 

I believe Petty has a partner. Anyone know if she’s a Victorian? 
 

I can’t see us entertaining a trade unless it involves a ready made tall of equal quality in return. 


2 minutes ago, BDA said:

he's contracted. will only be traded if it suits us. 

Harry comes across as a team player. very much doubt he would be hard managed like Clarry. he'll stay and be professional about it.

The Clarry headlines have come like a bolt from the blue (to me anyways) but we need to stop jumping at shadows.

stay calm people.

P.S. i didn;t miss Tom Morris while he was in exile. He's a piece of....

Can't stand the crunt, whoever is feeding him info from the MFC should be burnt at the stake along side him.

2 minutes ago, YesitwasaWin4theAges said:

Can't stand the crunt, whoever is feeding him info from the MFC should be burnt at the stake along side him.

he has such a weaselly head on him. 

10 minutes ago, Engorged Onion said:

Can you outline what that would even look like ?

If we had real strength we would have beaten Carlton by 6 goals, rolled Brisbane and smacked the Pies. We watched Gawn go down against Brisbane in round 2 and ran to Mummy. Then watched Gus go down and ran crying to Mummy. Then lost our innards and got rolled by Carlton. Teams with deep fortitude and resilience just don’t do that. We’re a bit weak.

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7 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

I believe Petty has a partner. Anyone know if she’s a Victorian? 
 

I can’t see us entertaining a trade unless it involves a ready made tall of equal quality in return. 

She's from SA 😔😢


9 minutes ago, BW511 said:

The article is flimsy at best. He says it won’t happen this year but maybe in the next few.

 

The article is flimsy, because Morris is hedging his bets, but I posted my concerns about Petty a week ago (or so) after hearing the club wasn’t entirely confident he wouldn’t request a trade in the short term. 


I may be forgiven for believing Tom M is a very good wordsmith:

Harrison do you miss the farm? Sure do. (the lure is strong in this one)

Clarry the rehab was messy wasnt it? Sure was I didnt handle it well and then i had to have a knee op very frustrating and my teammates were concerned  ( Oliver frustrated at melbourne, his teammates are concerned).

No wonder we go out in straight sets.  This club has a leaker again and our strong culture is being tested.  One wheel off rolling down the road.  The club needs good news soon or it could be a messy start to next year.  I feel our exits from last two years finals series is starting to blowup things. 

 
24 minutes ago, WinterofDiscontent said:

She's from SA 😔😢

How much do they love one another?

Suspicious Monkey GIF by MOODMAN
 

*this is clearly a joke don’t come at me


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