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Non-MFC: Finals Week 03

Timothy Reddan-A'Blew
in Melbourne Demons

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Imma gonna go deep state here

The afl have concocted this result deliberately as they know Carlton would have beaten the scum filth but the lion bears won’t so tbis is allll about making sure Collingwood win 

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    50,000 at Suncorp stadium tonight in the PF in League, is that the reason Carlscum got 15,000 tickets?

    Brisbane couldn't sell em?

    Or this was Gill's work?

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    29 minutes ago, ElDiablo14 said:

    What was said?

    The blues commentary just exhibited the reason why we dislike 🤮blue baggers - they totally demeaned the MFC, our players and supporters in the usual insight-less arrogant fashion that we have seen from their club and supporters … it was so classless … if Goody played [censored] to the 👹 Boys before a game I would think Jack Viney would walk thru more brick walls than he usually does … others will tell you …. it was played on SEN in the lead up to today’s game and was appalling … our club is so far above that ordinariness … however it was so Carlton  🤮🤮🤮

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    Just now, YesitwasaWin4theAges said:

    50,000 at Suncorp stadium tonight in the PF in League, is that the reason Carlscum got 15,000 tickets?

    Brisbane couldn't sell em?

    Or this was Gill's work?

    Wasn’t it only 36k?

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    Just now, Demonland said:

    Found this on Facebook for you @Jaded No More

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    It’s not even a question. 
    Zorko the dumb troll with the ultimate eye gouge on Maynard, since Cox has protective goggles on. 
    Lions to win by either 1 point or 100 points. 
    Toothless inbreds to burn down Centrelink outlets Victoria wide. 

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    2 minutes ago, PerthDee said:

    The blues commentary just exhibited the reason why we dislike 🤮blue baggers - they totally demeaned the MFC, our players and supporters in the usual insight-less arrogant fashion that we have seen from their club and supporters … it was so classless … if Goody played [censored] to the 👹 Boys before a game I would think Jack Viney would walk thru more brick walls than he usually does … others will tell you …. it was played on SEN in the lead up to today’s game and was appalling … our club is so far above that ordinariness … however it was so Carlton  🤮🤮🤮

    Why bragging about a final they won out of pure luck?

    They were smashed in the last quarter and only won because we let them with our poor kicking, talk about being out of touch with reality.

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    5 minutes ago, YesitwasaWin4theAges said:

    50,000 at Suncorp stadium tonight in the PF in League, is that the reason Carlscum got 15,000 tickets?

    Brisbane couldn't sell em?

    Or this was Gill's work?

    Gil's work for sure.

    There is no AFL or MCC reserve at the Gabba.

    Brisbane has something like 50,000 members. They could sell out the Gabba very easily.

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    1 minute ago, ElDiablo14 said:

    Why bragging about a final they won out of pure luck?

    They were smashed in the last quarter and only won because we let them with our poor kicking, talk about being out of touch with reality.

    Yes, them as well as the media [censored] !!!!

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    Just now, Demonland said:

    Shoutout to this guy …

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    Let’s just [censored] hope it’s not happening in 5 years too. 

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    8 minutes ago, The heart beats true said:

    Wasn’t it only 36k?

    Broncos, Suncorp PF, Rugby League, 50,000 against the Warriors?

    Not the AFL attendance.

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    11 minutes ago, Demonland said:

    Found this on Facebook for you @Jaded No More

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    Can we have a "Maynard gets injured in the first minute" option.

     

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    3 minutes ago, Gunna’s said:

    Let’s just [censored] hope it’s not happening in 5 years too. 

    Might be able to fix it in 2028.😂

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    2 minutes ago, Jibroni said:

     

    Can we have a "Maynard gets injured in the first minute" option.

     

    Even better, at training during the week, along with Howe. 

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    3 minutes ago, Jibroni said:

     

    Can we have a "Maynard gets injured in the first minute" option.

     

    Gwen Stefani Singing GIF by The Voice

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    1 minute ago, Jaded No More said:

    Gwen Stefani Singing GIF by The Voice

     

    Just now, YesitwasaWin4theAges said:

    Gee, Channel 7 wrapped up their post show very sharpish.

    They were ready to go live at Ikon Park weren't they? Poor Fellows 😭

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    19 minutes ago, ElDiablo14 said:

    Why bragging about a final they won out of pure luck?

    They were smashed in the last quarter and only won because we let them with our poor kicking, talk about being out of touch with reality.

    Also r24 arc Petracca goal

    as the black Crowes sung….about a conspiracy 

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    20 minutes ago, Demonland said:

    Shoutout to this guy …

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    A 3 is easily converted into an 8 😊

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