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7 minutes ago, YearOfTheDees said:

At least we are not on our own May be an image of crowd and text that says 'NEVER TEAR US APART OUT IN STRAIGHT SETS US OUTIN STRAIGHT SETS OUT IN STRAIGHT SETS OUT IN S OUT IN STRAIGHT SETS OUTIN STRAIGH pdod 109d'

While we are on this topic, is there nothing more cringe watching Port do this every home game to then go out and dish up this type of performance for the night?

 
1 minute ago, Graeme Yeats' Mullet said:

GWS v Brisbane in the GF at the G would be funny for mine

Thousands handing back tickets..... Wonder what the crowd # would be??

In a surprise move AFL have decided that all members will get a GF ticket. the other 70,000 go on sale Wednesday.

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

Tom Greene and Steve Coniglio.

Sam Taylor


GWS play with no fear. (Unlike us: we seemed mentally fatigued). Maynard certainly would not attempt to poleaxe Toby Greene, he would get his face caved in. Would be excellent to see Collingwood get knocked over after their recent AFL-approved performances. 

5 minutes ago, YearOfTheDees said:

In a surprise move AFL have decided that all members will get a GF ticket. the other 70,000 go on sale Wednesday.

Then will be handed out free to school children all over the country

Edited by Graeme Yeats' Mullet

 

1 minute ago, YearOfTheDees said:

If I had told you ten weeks ago both Carlton and GWS would get to the Preliminary finals I'd be still reading the responses.

I'm proud to say I picked the GWS renaissance before we played them in Round 15 or whenever it was.

However at quarter time of Carlton v GC at the MCG in June, I thought Carlton were more likely to finish bottom 4 and sack Voss than get anywhere near this far.

Toby Greene the player most likely to punch/kick/bite Maynard in the throat, so that's a good match-up for next week.

I could live with a Brisbane/GWS grand final.

Whatever is further from a Carlton/Collingwood match up. Jusy mopping up the media [censored] would cost the Victorian government more than the Commonwealth Games.

Edit: I'm surprised that was censored, but concede it was grotty. I leave it to everyone's imagination.

Edited by Little Goffy

I am a bit different. Brisbane for me. However to see the filth get bowled over by the giants next week would be lovely.

Right there on board the big, big train now.

Would pick up the phone to see if Jesse wants to come home. OOC next year.

Absa-bloody-lutely!

Despite being labelled as such they are a proper club not a soulless franchise.

Credit to Kingsley he has Whitfield, Kelly, Coniglio, Ward and Green playing great football. Last year the first three looked like they were going through the motions.

They have the weapons to worry Collingwood. Fingers crossed.

Plus they have a cool theme song!

 

 


24 minutes ago, Graeme Yeats' Mullet said:

GWS v Brisbane in the GF at the G would be funny for mine

I want to see it. I really, truly do.

Well there's a big big sound....

Edited by deva5610

5 minutes ago, dl4e said:

I am a bit different. Brisbane for me. However to see the filth get bowled over by the giants next week would be lovely.

It's what I am praying for. However, being that I'm an athiest, I'm not confident.  🙄

1 hour ago, greenwaves said:

Why can't we move the ball like Greater Western Sydney?

They’re a highly skilled team 

22 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

While we are on this topic, is there nothing more cringe watching Port do this every home game to then go out and dish up this type of performance for the night?

Port really did overperform finishing third. Apart from four decent mids (Butters, Rozee, Horny Francis and Drew) plus Houston  and a decent small forward in Rioli what else do they have? 


Orange juice with the pulp (Bedford & Hulk) vs the no pulp alternatives in the filth, Blues or Lions??

Hard call.  Let me come back to you after a serious mull over....

Ok done... it's a GIANT yes from me!!

31 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

While we are on this topic, is there nothing more cringe watching Port do this every home game to then go out and dish up this type of performance for the night?

These concocted pre-game chants, mantras, rock songs and themes (possessed!) do my head in.

Enter the sandman i think is used by about 80% of clubs as their teams run out.....booooring!  Anything but pls. 

Maybe Hells Bells or just play a different song that each player gets to choose beforehand?  The theme song on its own.

Can we just be the Mighty Demons with the caricature up on the screen and the mascots running around taking each other out!!??

Tackling Easter Bunny GIF by MLB

17 minutes ago, von said:

They’re a highly skilled team 

With a fair chunk of foot speed and agility that we don't have much of at the mo.

 
2 hours ago, Redleg said:

Tom Greene and Steve Coniglio.

I like how Tom Green goes about it.


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