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Maynard must get at least four weeks

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9 minutes ago, BoBo said:

Ok cool.

The next Collingwood elbow that lands on a Melbourne player’s chin, it’s cool because it’s ‘ON’ yes?

JVR did it so it’s now open slather. 
 

Love the zero logic and complete lack of awareness that’s going on. 

Remember, my point is based upon Jaded wishing Howe injury.
 

So, if Collingwood fans were to wish JVR or any other Melbourne player injury based upon what JVR did, then it’s all fair yes? Because it’s ‘on’?

 

Sorry i have read your post 3 times and have no idea what point you are trying to make. 


The Head is now a Target, the Legal Eagles can get you off.

 
Thursday night was all Angus’ fault because he didn’t change direction 

28 minutes ago, brendan said:

warning this may trigger some 

 

Lord how many square metres of fabric went into that suit jacket? 

 
11 minutes ago, BrisbaneDemon said:

There were about 6 players who were more concerned about helping their knocked out mate, then flying the flag. They had their priorities right.

Viney, May, Oliver, Petracca, Pickett, Sparrow, are all hard nuts

Viney's response was somewhat revealing: he had a perfect view of the incident from 'about to happen' to 'it happened' and it was no prediction - 'was going to happen' due to Maynard's attitude was pre-determined (probably an instruction from their coach to one or two players). Viney went for him in response. Normal witnesses are called in most legal matters, was Viney? 


5 minutes ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

Nah stuff that, it's fair game. It's always been fair game.

If we play the Pies in the GF I want to see Viney's elbow in Sidebottom's jaw at the first bounce. Collingwood are cowards, only fight when they have strength of numbers - see Maynard/Sidebottom on Langdon last year, Maxwell et al on Watts in 2008. They've always been like that, it's their culture. Their supporters are no different, they act like hoons because they have numbers, one on one they are just another nuffie.

Did you read back what you wrote?

Seriously, did you read that comment and get to the end of it and think ‘yes, I’m happy with this sentiment, it accurately represents what I think and I’m happy to post it on the internet for other people to see.’

Is that the thought process that happened? Or will you read this in 24 hours and regret it do you think? 
 

If you don’t regret then that’s all good and I’ll just say these are the words of an absolute meat head. 

"Maynard himself said in evidence that he didn’t see Brayshaw coming until the last moment.

“I turned my head to land thought ‘[censored], he is there’,” Maynard said."

 

Sorry if I make a mistake as I am laughing hysterically. Player runs forward and jumps up to smother nothing, as he actually didn't see anyone with the ball, until he was coming down to land.

FMD is this serious?

 

6 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

When Sean Abbott unfortunately bowled that delivery that hit Phillip Hughes it was just seen as an unfortunate freak accident 

So you're in the camp that believes Maynard's act was an accident?

 
2 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Sorry i have read your post 3 times and have no idea what point you are trying to make. 


The Head is now a Target, the Legal Eagles can get you off.

 
Thursday night was all Angus’ fault because he didn’t change direction 

If you don’t understand the point of my posts then why are you replying? 
 

They aren’t hard to understand. 

1 minute ago, YearOfTheDees said:

Ok guys get ready for shock number two.

 

What will that be?


8 minutes ago, DEE fence said:

@Redleg I'd be super interested in your impressions of remorse or otherwise, and any other details you'd care to share either here or DM, the veneration of Long has always rung hollow to me and am interested in genuine interactions. I am passionately pro-reconciliation but don't want Long near the process because I see him as tainted. The act that day was shocking and have burnt about it.

He actually admitted it was a disgraceful act to me. That could be remorse or not, but it was many years later.

2 minutes ago, Redleg said:

"Maynard himself said in evidence that he didn’t see Brayshaw coming until the last moment.

“I turned my head to land thought ‘[censored], he is there’,” Maynard said."

 

Sorry if I make a mistake as I am laughing hysterically. Player runs forward and jumps up to smother nothing, as he actually didn't see anyone with the ball, until he was coming down to land.

FMD is this serious?

 

Where in the f... did he think the ball was coming from.

1 minute ago, BoBo said:

If you don’t understand the point of my posts then why are you replying? 
 

They aren’t hard to understand. 

The Head is once again fair game in the eyes of The AFL. 

Revenge is best served cold…

Is any of the other AFL fans that are not MFC, upset about this outcome?

The sake of the game is in the balance, as duty of care has been relegated to, there are times when hits to the head are not sanctioned. 


1 minute ago, Redleg said:

"Maynard himself said in evidence that he didn’t see Brayshaw coming until the last moment.

“I turned my head to land thought ‘[censored], he is there’,” Maynard said."

 

Sorry if I make a mistake as I am laughing hysterically. Player runs forward and jumps up to smother nothing, as he actually didn't see anyone with the ball, until he was coming down to land.

FMD is this serious?

 

Outright [censored] has its cloudy moments; only a simpleton would make such a statement.

8 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

They have been wishing Gus and his entire family ill all week. Clearly you’ve missed it. 
 

But that’s sweet yeah? As you and others are doing the same thing,  so if they do it, you can do it. 
 

Definitely not how hypocrisy works. 

1 minute ago, BoBo said:

If you don’t understand the point of my posts then why are you replying? 
 

They aren’t hard to understand. 

This thread jumped the shark many pages ago. Sit back and enjoy it.  It's up there with match day threads!


5 minutes ago, rjay said:

Where in the f... did he think the ball was coming from.

Well he couldn't have seen the ball, as it was being carried by someone he didn't see, until he was ready to land.

What an absolute joke.

 

2 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

The Head is once again fair game in the eyes of The AFL. 

Revenge is best served cold…

Has nothing to do with my original post but here we are. 
 

Complete drop in IQ on Demonland tonight. 

7 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Sorry i have read your post 3 times and have no idea what point you are trying to make. 


The Head is now a Target, the Legal Eagles can get you off.

 
Thursday night was all Angus’ fault because he didn’t change direction 

I was trying to comprehend it as well so you’re not alone. 

 
3 minutes ago, kev martin said:

Is any of the other AFL fans that are not MFC, upset about this outcome?

The sake of the game is in the balance, as duty of care has been relegated to, there are times when hits to the head are not sanctioned. 

I've seen a lot of Carlton and Essendon fans wishing he got suspended

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2 minutes ago, Jjrogan said:

This thread jumped the shark many pages ago. Sit back and enjoy it.  It's up there with match day threads!

Mate this thread is off it’s head. The things people are saying in here will haunt them for a very long time. 
 

I feel sympathetic embarrassment honestly. 


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