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I'm in Warrnambool 250km to the East and the storm clouds are starting to gather buts it the wind, it is blowing a gales. 

 
1 minute ago, YearOfTheDees said:

I'm in Warrnambool 250km to the East and the storm clouds are starting to gather buts it the wind, it is blowing a gales. 

Is it ever not windy in Warrnambool?

1 minute ago, Roost it far said:

Is it ever not windy in Warrnambool?

Not like it use to be. Have not had the September gales for years now. 

 

One painful meeting down. One to go.

I am going to murder the next annoying colleague who asks me to fix a [censored] up.

I DON'T HAVE THE PATIENCE TODAY, DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING LATER TONIGHT?!!

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Whoever has been doing these weekly art design need a pay increase. Maybe it's been me, but I have thoroughly enjoyed them and I'm loving this one as well.

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It’s sunny in Seattle if that helps…..?! Also I could build a house with the amount of bricks I’m beginning to produce from my posterior region! Not sure I’ll be able to sleep tonight before the game starts. Go Dees. 

2 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Whoever has been doing these weekly art design need a pay increase. Maybe it's been me, but I have thoroughly enjoyed them and I'm loving this one as well.

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I second that

The Possessed handle is excellent also

Once upon a time we might have started seeing these in round 4 😂😂

 
1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Excellent preparation Wadda ...... but  you also need to include disinfectant ( industrial strength )  to your survival kit.

Excellent recommendation Uncle, id forgotten as i'd used 2 x bottles at the Carlton game..


1 minute ago, layzie said:

Very very little done this morning.

 

We should see who is doing the least

Prince2 project set up doco for me 😴😴💤🥱

In the last hour I've just been looking up parking areas around the G in the event that I can't drive my car home and get back in on time..

Anyone know what time the gates actually open?

 

I'd anyone needs an omen is that I never seen us lose at the G (I have been there 5 times).

And if we lose, well you can blame me :)

1 hour ago, Wadda We Sing said:

I hate The Filth !

I love feeling the hate


2 minutes ago, Wadda We Sing said:

Anyone know what time the gates actually open?

 

4:30pm MCC, 5:30 rest of ground

Hello people, I have two spare seats in N54 tonight as I will be in the MCC, would very much prefer that they go to a Melbourne supporter

6 hours ago, gOLLy said:

I smell blood.

i smell rain and lots of it , it will cruel us  GRRRR  

1 minute ago, BarnDee said:

i smell rain and lots of it , it will cruel us  GRRRR  

I smell wind, and with it swooping season. But as i am often reminded, magpies are more scared of us than we are of them.


1 minute ago, BarnDee said:

i smell rain and lots of it , it will cruel us  GRRRR  

Maybe not so so much......strong westerlies look certain - any takes on how west winds affect the G?

5 minutes ago, FearTheBeard said:

4:30pm MCC, 5:30 rest of ground

Cheers FTB.

Just now, Diamond Tim said:

Maybe not so so much......strong westerlies look certain - any takes on how west winds affect the G?

Doesnt matter how windy it is outside it swirls in the ground. Never seen a proper advantage to one side of the ground from wind.

 

Anyone else a bit concerned that we are going in too small? Especially given that it may not rain as much as predicted?

 

Changes from 2021 GF team - out BBB, Jackson, Petty and Spargo. In - JVR, Hunter, Chandler and McVee. Much smaller team.

3 minutes ago, Diamond Tim said:

Maybe not so so much......strong westerlies look certain - any takes on how west winds affect the G?

Think they were still talking about the effects also of rain mate. Strong westerlies will prob bring the rain quicker.!!!


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