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Garry Lyon letting it slip just there on Foxtel, that itโ€™s a Port vs Brisbane final ant the Gabba and a Melbourne Collingwood match at the โ€˜Gโ€™ as a fair au complit.

Edited by Engorged Onion

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Fingers crossed there are no injuries or concussions (or reports, so we need to be careful on the bumping too)

It's all about the QF now and this is a practice match (which is a handy position to be in)

1 minute ago, Graeme Yeats' Mullet said:

Did Garry just say Laurie in Oliver sub...?

(Wasn't really listening... but thought thats what i heard)

Laurie is the sub apparentlyย 


4 minutes ago, Engorged Onion said:

Garry Lyon letting it slip just there on Foxtel, that itโ€™s a Port vs Brisbane final ant the Gabba and a Melbourne Collingwood match at the โ€˜Gโ€™ as a fair au complit.

Will heโ€™d be spot on

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Looking very smart today Razor..

Be nice to us in the finals.

I'm certain all my fans will be relieved to hear that good old Uncle Bitter has returned safely from his journey of enlightenment in Siam.

I am not unscathed , however, as I have brought with me an unwanted souvenir in the form of some sort of Bangkok bug. In fact, I have just had the ย manorial staff place my sick bed in front of the big screen in order to view the game.

And big it is ! While the four points may not matter so ย much, it is an opportunity to enter to the big time with impetus and commence our finals campaign on a high. I am confident this is our year and this afternoon we shall demonstrate that fact.

Apart from victory, my main point of interest will be the return of Mr. Fritta. His game time maybe somewhat foreshortened but he needs to get get some clean touches and ... hopefully ... snag one or two. He is crucial to us claiming the Cup!

Dees by 17.


2 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I'm certain all my fans will be relieved to hear that good old Uncle Bitter has returned safely from his journey of enlightenment in Siam.

I am not unscathed , however, as I have brought with me an unwanted souvenir in the form of some sort of Bangkok bug. In fact, I have just had the ย manorial staff place my sick bed in front of the big screen in order to view the game.

And big it is ! While the four points may not matter so ย much, it is an opportunity to enter to the big time with impetus and commence our finals campaign on a high. I am confident this is our year and this afternoon we shall demonstrate that fact.

Apart from victory, my main point of interest will be the return of Mr. Fritta. His game time maybe somewhat foreshortened but he needs to get get some clean touches and ... hopefully ... snag one or two. He is crucial to us claiming the Cup!

Dees by 17.

Glad you made it home Unc


Circle work for both teamsโ€ฆ

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3 minutes ago, YearOfTheDees said:

Whats the point of The ARC if they can't over rule that.

There is no point (no pun intended)

The tech is garbage and will never get any better inless they spend the $$$$


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