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I hope no one minds me starting a thread for this but it’s really important that I ask as many people as possible to help the Demon Army with something.

If anyone ever sees someone carrying a giant head around the concourse or outside the ground PLEASE alert security immediately. Or even PM me directly on Demonland. We never carry giant heads out individually. They’re always all packed into the same giant head bag and carried down to the carpark under the ground by our members. So if you do see one anywhere other than in our bay during the match, highly likely it’s been stolen.

Thanks in advance!!!

 

If I see someone walking with a Rivers one I’ll make sure i grab it and do a runner. My daughter will love me forever.

4 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I hope no one minds me starting a thread for this but it’s really important that I ask as many people as possible to help the Demon Army with something.

If anyone ever sees someone carrying a giant head around the concourse or outside the ground PLEASE alert security immediately. Or even PM me directly on Demonland. We never carry giant heads out individually. They’re always all packed into the same giant head bag and carried down to the carpark under the ground by our members. So if you do see one anywhere other than in our bay during the match, highly likely it’s been stolen.

Thanks in advance!!!

Did someone steal one?

 

And here's me thinking this was a post about our players potentially getting ahead of themselves.

how does someone steal a giant head. they're not very inconspicuous. 

5 minutes ago, The heart beats true said:

Did someone steal one?

A kid was seen carrying one towards Jolimont station and stopped about a month ago. He thought we’d given it to him not just for the duration of the match, but for good.

Now another of them has gone walkabouts. Hopefully it’s a misunderstanding and we get it back. Regardless, we don’t wanna lose any more of them.

 

 

I hope it wasn’t Gussy that went missing.

1 minute ago, Dee Zephyr said:

I hope it wasn’t Gussy that went missing.

His big head is life size.


4 minutes ago, BDA said:

how does someone steal a giant head. they're not very inconspicuous. 

I’m amazed that anyone would even attempt it. Maybe they convinced security that they needed to take it home to repair it or something.

Anyways security at the ‘G now know to stop anyone who’s seen carrying a giant head.

 I have giant Jayden at home. But I received him at the Family Day event in February. That’s a whole different situation. 

Carlton fans have been seen carrying around giant heads for weeks. Happy to report them to police as needed. 

Edited by Jaded No More

1 minute ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I have giant Jayden at home. But I received him at the Family Day event in February. That’s a whole different situation. 

And not weird at all.

2 minutes ago, Dee Zephyr said:

I hope it wasn’t Gussy that went missing.

Sorry DZ, but giant Gussy is the victim. We do have other giant Gussys (helmeted and not) but we don’t want to lose any more of them. They’re like family. 😁 

I bloody hate the giant heads. They're so weird.

 

Edit: sorry to hear someone's nicking your giant heads though.

Edited by Yossarian


Just now, Yossarian said:

I bloody hate the giant heads. They're so weird.

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1 minute ago, Yossarian said:

I bloody hate the giant heads. They're so weird.

We love our giant heads! They look amazing and they’re a huge part of our display, or should I say a GIANT part of our display.

Some of our regulars are irreversibly attached to their favourite giant head, not physically of course, but just try to take their fave and hopefully you’ve got your will in order. It ain’t happenin’ 😳

I got to hold giant Riv yesterday but only because the usual custodian was asked by her friend to hold up a Tommy Sparrow mini banner so she could see it on TV. I was told in no uncertain terms to “Look after him!!!”

Thought this thread was going to be a trade related rumor about Finn Callahan or something juicy… 

Hope all is well and no heads go missing WCW

1 minute ago, John Demonic said:

I Found him!

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I said Giant, not Grotesque 


1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

We love our giant heads! They look amazing and they’re a huge part of our display, or should I say a GIANT part of our display.

Some of our regulars are irreversibly attached to their favourite giant head, not physically of course, but just try to take their fave and hopefully you’ve got your will in order. It ain’t happenin’ 😳

I got to hold giant Riv yesterday but only because the usual custodian was asked by her friend to hold up a Tommy Sparrow mini banner so she could see it on TV. I was told in no uncertain terms to “Look after him!!!”

Sorry mate, wrong time & place for my comment. Thanks for what you do for the club.

1 minute ago, Yossarian said:

Sorry mate, wrong time & place for my comment. Thanks for what you do for the club.

All good, honestly. Just having a bit of fun. Regardless, it’s sweet of you to apologise.

*puts newly-made Yossarian voodoo doll into the rubbish bin*

😂

2 hours ago, Jaded No More said:

Carlton fans have been seen carrying around giant heads for weeks. Happy to report them to police as needed. 

They’re giant d1kheads Jaded, that’s not quite the same thing

 
13 hours ago, M_9 said:

And here's me thinking this was a post about our players potentially getting ahead of themselves.

I thought it was about 'Land pre game posting


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