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NON-MFC: Rd 23 2023

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2 minutes ago, BDA said:

how does jobe watson have a job? 

Nepotism. 

The bloke adds nothing.

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    3 minutes ago, BDA said:

    how does jobe watson have a job? 

    Its called charity...

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    Goodnight and goodbye Cats. 
    I have long dreamt of your death, but I never imagined your demise would taste this delicious. 
    May you never win another game for as long as I live. 
     

    Celebrate Rest In Peace GIF by Jason Clarke


    The stage is yours @rpfc

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    1 minute ago, Jaded No More said:

    Goodnight and goodbye Cats. 
    I have long dreamt of your death, but I never imagined your demise would taste this delicious. 
    May you never win another game for as long as I live. 
     

    Celebrate Rest In Peace GIF by Jason Clarke


    The stage is yours @rpfc

    At this time, I am thinking of my manager at KFC in 2007 who was a despondent cats fan when I told them they smashed the Roos. He said it wouldn't last a week.

    In the words of Mark Williams: You were wrong.

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    Homes urgently needed for elderly Cats. Mostly toothless, so soft food required. Too arthritic to catch mice. Can anyone help?

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    8 minutes ago, BDA said:

    how does jobe watson have a job? 

    Affirmative action hire. 

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    If St Kilda and Sydney hold on, the 8 will nearly be set. 

    Once the Dogs belt West Coast tomorrow, GWS will be percentage out and 2 points behind Sydney. A Sydney win vs us next week guarantees the Swans make it. A loss to us opens the door for GWS if they can beat Carlton. The Dogs will need to beat Geelong to make it too. 

    Other than positioning, only other point of note is whether we stay in the top 4 or slide out…

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    3 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    Are St Kilda the most blue-collar team ever? 

    I’m frankly shocked they’re still hanging around the 8. But credit to them. 

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    The Cats era

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    8 minutes ago, wizardinoz said:

    Too old & too slow. The look on Chris Scott's face is priceless😁

    Even better is watching Hawkins mouthing off at his teammates when it is not delivered straight to him.

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    The fact Pies only win in a month has been by 8 points over this Geelong side that the Saints are dominating right now is a worry*
     

     

    *a worry to those who put their house on a Pies flag 

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    Just now, monoccular said:

    Even better is watching Hawkins mouthing off at his teammates when it is not delivered straight to him.

    Exactly....he leads and it goes over his head and he yells abuse at the team mate 50m away who kicked it toward him

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    10 minutes ago, wizardinoz said:

    Too old & too slow. The look on Chris Scott's face is priceless😁

    It's finally caught up to the bastards.

    But they are content with last years gift from the AFL.

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    Fogarty has been poor 

    gotta hold chest marks. even in the wet

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    Brad Scott: I feel your pain.

    Chris Scott: I feel your pain, too.

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