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NON-MFC: Rd 19 2023

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Bontempelli carries this dogs team like no other.

Case in point: Bont wins a 50/50 ball in the backline, kicks 50 metres to a contest at CHF. After 10 seconds of his much less skilful teammate buying time managing to hold the ball up long enough for Bont to get there, Bont collects the ball and speeds away blasting it from outside 50 and missing.

It's like a primary school football game with Bont as the one good player in a sea of kids who have been told to just "get it to Bont"

 

What about JUH and JVR together in our fwd line? 🤔🤤

Surprised to see Weeds dropped. Haven't their selectors seen the tape of his 2018 finals series. 


What's the contract status of Treloer? Would look good in Red and Blue

 
1 minute ago, Demon_spurs said:

What's the contract status of Treloer? Would look good in Red and Blue

teloar has a lot of time left on a big money contract, thanks to the filth's largess

and no thank you to him at the dees

ordinary kick and zero defensive awareness

Edited by whatwhat say what

1 minute ago, whatwhat say what said:

teloar has a lot of time left on a big money contract, thanks to the filth's largess

and no thank you to him at the dees

ordinary kick and zero defensive awareness

Would have thought the contract from the Pies nearly done. And I reckon he"s a reasonable kick and a great goal sneak


bailey smith misses everything from 20 meters. horrendous set shot

7 minutes ago, whatwhat say what said:

teloar has a lot of time left on a big money contract, thanks to the filth's largess

and no thank you to him at the dees

ordinary kick and zero defensive awareness

JUH? He would be unstoppable alongside Kozzy and JVR.

2 minutes ago, ElDiablo14 said:

JUH? He would be unstoppable alongside Kozzy and JVR.

Yeah, but you're not going to get him

JUH to the Eagles is my guess

They will land a very big one in the next two years

Dogs can't go anywhere with their defence


1 hour ago, Chook said:

Bontempelli carries this dogs team like no other.

Case in point: Bont wins a 50/50 ball in the backline, kicks 50 metres to a contest at CHF. After 10 seconds of his much less skilful teammate buying time managing to hold the ball up long enough for Bont to get there, Bont collects the ball and speeds away blasting it from outside 50 and missing.

It's like a primary school football game with Bont as the one good player in a sea of kids who have been told to just "get it to Bont"

Had Bont not played out of his skin in the 2nd Q we would have blown the Doggies away in the first half of the 21 GF and probably had one of the biggest GF victories in history. He single handedly kept them in it until bang bang bang.

lol the guy going off his tree in the crowd with a bourbon and a vape in his hand.

1 hour ago, Demon_spurs said:

What's the contract status of Treloer? Would look good in Red and Blue

Fondly remember the image of Treloar sitting on the bench in 4th qtr of the 21 GF looking like someone shot his dog


Ever since the media declared the Don's would make finals they have fallen apart!

Edited by dee-tox

1 minute ago, dee-tox said:

Ever since the media declared the Don's would make finals they have fallen apart!

Lets hope the trend continues 

 

Surely no team can come back from 4 and a bit goals down with just 7 minutes left

43 minutes ago, Diamond_Jim said:

JUH to the Eagles is my guess

They will land a very big one in the next two years

Dogs can't go anywhere with their defence

why?

he's victorian


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