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Bog ordinary.

i know the ground is a slop, but we’re BOTH playing on that slop.

Who even is this team????

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Seriously we need to learn how to kick accurately.

Same story every week now.

Poor footy.

 

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1 minute ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Sadly it appears Liam Jurrah isn’t there. The roads have been closed which must be the reason since he loves this match every year. 😢

I need more good news from you… not less 😭

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1 minute ago, wizardinoz said:

Great selection Joel Smith. Complete waste of space at this stage. 

Meanwhile JVR kicking 4 and probably multiple contested marks.

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Just now, titan_uranus said:

+40 disposals, +12 free kicks, +31 CPs, +14 clearances, +21 inside 50s, +6 scoring shots, but losing. 

thems some tasty PREMIERSHIP METRICS.

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1 minute ago, titan_uranus said:

+40 disposals, +12 free kicks, +31 CPs, +14 clearances, +21 inside 50s, +6 scoring shots, but losing. 

How on earth are we losing this game…!?!?!

Edited by Nicko
Missed a couple of words!
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Just now, titan_uranus said:

+40 disposals, +12 free kicks, +31 CPs, +14 clearances, +21 inside 50s, +6 scoring shots, but losing. 

But minus 100% in skill.

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Just now, wizardinoz said:

Never have a small at the back of the pack. Chandler is the invisible man surely can't be gifted a game next week.

It's lazy, just hanging out there hoping it will skid to the back. 

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18 minutes ago, Nascent said:

Somethings wrong at this club. What a waste of talent.

Maybe that’s the problem? We think we have the list to win another one.

Our list is out of balance. We need 2-3 elite ball users off half back and in the HF area that are reasonably big bodied (ie not Salem / Bowey) and are good natural athletes. 

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1 minute ago, titan_uranus said:

+40 disposals, +12 free kicks, +31 CPs, +14 clearances, +21 inside 50s, +6 scoring shots, but losing. 

We are also dominating the falling over count by a mile.

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1 minute ago, layzie said:

We just need to do what it takes to get this job done. Stop piddling around with too much handball. 

This 👆

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The problem again is the small forwards. Chandler, ANB, Kozzie and Melk simply can't get it done. Don't expect Brown or Smith to get many looks. 

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2 minutes ago, titan_uranus said:

+40 disposals, +12 free kicks, +31 CPs, +14 clearances, +21 inside 50s, +6 scoring shots, but losing. 

+40 disposals but only +8 effective disposals - wasteful

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