Gawn - had no influence 

Grundy - seemingly no passion

Viney - loved the conditions 

Neal-Bullen - fumble from hell

Chandler - did nothing again

Rivers - continued impressive season

Fritsch - rarely looked dangerous 

Pickett - another listless performance 

Salem - great first half

Brayshaw - disposal rarely effective 

Langdon - ground didn’t assist

Petracca - only elite player

Hunter - effective and consistent 

Hibberd - poor second half

van Rooyen - little input again 

Jordon - probably last game

McVee - was rarely sighted

May - dominated his opponent 

Lever - reliable and passionate 

Petty - had little affect

Spargo - a wasted sub

Swallow - was rarely sighted

Smith - played 2 quarters 

 

 

 

4 minutes ago, joeboy said:

Gawn - had no influence 

Grundy - seemingly no passion

Viney - loved the conditions 

Neal-Bullen - fumble from hell

Chandler - did nothing again

Rivers - continued impressive season

Fritsch - rarely looked dangerous 

Pickett - another listless performance 

Salem - great first half

Brayshaw - disposal rarely effective 

Langdon - ground didn’t assist

Petracca - only elite player

Hunter - effective and consistent 

Hibberd - poor second half

van Rooyen - little input again 

Jordon - probably last game

McVee - was rarely sighted

May - dominated his opponent 

Lever - reliable and passionate 

Petty - had little affect

Spargo - a wasted sub

Swallow - was rarely sighted

Smith - played 2 quarters 

 

 

 

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I thought Grundy was pretty good tonight. Held his marks better than most 

Grundy - Where am I. 

 

Petracca only elite player…WTF

Joeboy - not compulsory reading

7 minutes ago, Trac-man said:

Petracca only elite player…WTF

Make a statement but can you back it up. Who the hell was another elite player Trac-man?

Petracca - Melbourne’s best butcher 

37 minutes ago, joeboy said:

Gawn - had no influence 

Grundy - seemingly no passion

Viney - loved the conditions 

Neal-Bullen - fumble from hell

Chandler - did nothing again

Rivers - continued impressive season

Fritsch - rarely looked dangerous 

Pickett - another listless performance 

Salem - great first half

Brayshaw - disposal rarely effective 

Langdon - ground didn’t assist

Petracca - only elite player

Hunter - effective and consistent 

Hibberd - poor second half

van Rooyen - little input again 

Jordon - probably last game

McVee - was rarely sighted

May - dominated his opponent 

Lever - reliable and passionate 

Petty - had little affect

Spargo - a wasted sub

Swallow - was rarely sighted

Smith - played 2 quarters 

 

 

 

Reckon a fair assessment Joeboy. Can't argue with any

4 minutes ago, Docs Demons said:

Make a statement but can you back it up. Who the hell was another elite player Trac-man?

I’m saying he wasn’t a elite player tonight or were you watching a different game?

At least Grundy marked 

Petracca's worst game for the year. Can't believe you could say it was an elite performance.

9 hours ago, joeboy said:

Petty - had little affect

Worst game ever for the Club. Tomlinson did not deserve to be dropped

Swallow?  Really?

I can't believe we flick a player like Jayden Hunt and keep players like Spargo and Chandler. My god we are an ordinary team. Time to swing the axe, play the next gen. 

Edited June 22, 20232 yr by leucopogon

10 hours ago, BLWNBA said:

Petracca - Melbourne’s best butcher 

Nup Brawshaw was terrible last night. Don’t remember him hitting a target by foot. Absolute liability 

We need Oliver.

Gawn - actually looked disinterested

Grundy - better than Gawn

Viney - showed some heart 

Neal-Bullen - reacts before thinks

Chandler - can't keep carrying

Rivers - Close to best

Fritsch - more cameo efforts 

Pickett - concerning post contract 

Salem - played quite well

Brayshaw - some absolute howlers

Langdon - not very effective

Petracca - battled heavy tag

Hunter - a good effort

Hibberd - not his best

van Rooyen - very little impact 

Jordon - looked at sea

McVee - disappointing last night

May - easily won duel 

Lever - did his job

Petty - really looked underdone

Spargo - hardly ever sighted

Swallow - very limited impact

Smith - defensive game missing

Not sure Joeboy watched the game this week.

Gawn - Drinking Bath Water

Petracca - Kicking beyond abysmal

Neal Bullen - Get out my [censored] club (might have gone over the word limit with this one)

Goodwin - Plan A forever

Hardly noticed Sparrow but he had 19 touches. Needed to use that long kick a bit more. 

On 6/22/2023 at 10:37 PM, Trac-man said:

Petracca only elite player…WTF

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