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My 3 word player analysis V Geelong

joeboy
in Melbourne Demons

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Gawn - had no influence 

Grundy - seemingly no passion

Viney - loved the conditions 

Neal-Bullen - fumble from hell

Chandler - did nothing again

Rivers - continued impressive season

Fritsch - rarely looked dangerous 

Pickett - another listless performance 

Salem - great first half

Brayshaw - disposal rarely effective 

Langdon - ground didn’t assist

Petracca - only elite player

Hunter - effective and consistent 

Hibberd - poor second half

van Rooyen - little input again 

Jordon - probably last game

McVee - was rarely sighted

May - dominated his opponent 

Lever - reliable and passionate 

Petty - had little affect

Spargo - a wasted sub

Swallow - was rarely sighted

Smith - played 2 quarters 

 

 

 

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    4 minutes ago, joeboy said:

    Gawn - had no influence 

    Grundy - seemingly no passion

    Viney - loved the conditions 

    Neal-Bullen - fumble from hell

    Chandler - did nothing again

    Rivers - continued impressive season

    Fritsch - rarely looked dangerous 

    Pickett - another listless performance 

    Salem - great first half

    Brayshaw - disposal rarely effective 

    Langdon - ground didn’t assist

    Petracca - only elite player

    Hunter - effective and consistent 

    Hibberd - poor second half

    van Rooyen - little input again 

    Jordon - probably last game

    McVee - was rarely sighted

    May - dominated his opponent 

    Lever - reliable and passionate 

    Petty - had little affect

    Spargo - a wasted sub

    Swallow - was rarely sighted

    Smith - played 2 quarters 

     

     

     

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    I thought Grundy was pretty good tonight. Held his marks better than most 

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    7 minutes ago, Trac-man said:

    Petracca only elite player…WTF

    Make a statement but can you back it up. Who the hell was another elite player Trac-man?

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    37 minutes ago, joeboy said:

    Gawn - had no influence 

    Grundy - seemingly no passion

    Viney - loved the conditions 

    Neal-Bullen - fumble from hell

    Chandler - did nothing again

    Rivers - continued impressive season

    Fritsch - rarely looked dangerous 

    Pickett - another listless performance 

    Salem - great first half

    Brayshaw - disposal rarely effective 

    Langdon - ground didn’t assist

    Petracca - only elite player

    Hunter - effective and consistent 

    Hibberd - poor second half

    van Rooyen - little input again 

    Jordon - probably last game

    McVee - was rarely sighted

    May - dominated his opponent 

    Lever - reliable and passionate 

    Petty - had little affect

    Spargo - a wasted sub

    Swallow - was rarely sighted

    Smith - played 2 quarters 

     

     

     

    Reckon a fair assessment Joeboy. Can't argue with any

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    4 minutes ago, Docs Demons said:

    Make a statement but can you back it up. Who the hell was another elite player Trac-man?

    I’m saying he wasn’t a elite player tonight or were you watching a different game?

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    Petracca's worst game for the year. Can't believe you could say it was an elite performance.

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    9 hours ago, joeboy said:

    Petty - had little affect

    Worst game ever for the Club. Tomlinson did not deserve to be dropped

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    I can't believe we flick a player like Jayden Hunt and keep players like Spargo and Chandler. My god we are an ordinary team. Time to swing the axe, play the next gen. 

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    10 hours ago, BLWNBA said:

    Petracca - Melbourne’s best butcher 

    Nup Brawshaw was terrible last night. Don’t remember him hitting a target by foot. Absolute liability 

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    Gawn - actually looked disinterested

    Grundy - better than Gawn

    Viney - showed some heart 

    Neal-Bullen - reacts before thinks

    Chandler - can't keep carrying

    Rivers - Close to best

    Fritsch - more cameo efforts 

    Pickett - concerning post contract 

    Salem - played quite well

    Brayshaw - some absolute howlers

    Langdon - not very effective

    Petracca - battled heavy tag

    Hunter - a good effort

    Hibberd - not his best

    van Rooyen - very little impact 

    Jordon - looked at sea

    McVee - disappointing last night

    May - easily won duel 

    Lever - did his job

    Petty - really looked underdone

    Spargo - hardly ever sighted

    Swallow - very limited impact

    Smith - defensive game missing

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    Not sure Joeboy watched the game this week.

    Gawn - Drinking Bath Water

    Petracca - Kicking beyond abysmal

    Neal Bullen - Get out my [censored] club (might have gone over the word limit with this one)

    Goodwin - Plan A forever

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    Hardly noticed Sparrow but he had 19 touches. Needed to use that long kick a bit more. 

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    On 6/22/2023 at 10:37 PM, Trac-man said:

    Petracca only elite player…WTF

    Coaches from last match say hi

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