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My 3 word player analysis V Geelong

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Gawn - had no influenceĀ 

Grundy - seemingly no passion

Viney - loved the conditionsĀ 

Neal-Bullen - fumble from hell

Chandler - did nothing again

Rivers - continued impressive season

Fritsch - rarely looked dangerousĀ 

Pickett - another listless performanceĀ 

Salem - great first half

Brayshaw - disposal rarely effectiveĀ 

Langdon - ground didn’t assist

Petracca - only elite player

Hunter - effective and consistentĀ 

Hibberd - poor second half

van Rooyen - little input againĀ 

Jordon - probably last game

McVee - was rarely sighted

May - dominated his opponentĀ 

Lever - reliable and passionateĀ 

Petty - had little affect

Spargo - a wasted sub

Swallow - was rarely sighted

Smith - played 2 quartersĀ 

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4 minutes ago, joeboy said:

Gawn - had no influenceĀ 

Grundy - seemingly no passion

Viney - loved the conditionsĀ 

Neal-Bullen - fumble from hell

Chandler - did nothing again

Rivers - continued impressive season

Fritsch - rarely looked dangerousĀ 

Pickett - another listless performanceĀ 

Salem - great first half

Brayshaw - disposal rarely effectiveĀ 

Langdon - ground didn’t assist

Petracca - only elite player

Hunter - effective and consistentĀ 

Hibberd - poor second half

van Rooyen - little input againĀ 

Jordon - probably last game

McVee - was rarely sighted

May - dominated his opponentĀ 

Lever - reliable and passionateĀ 

Petty - had little affect

Spargo - a wasted sub

Swallow - was rarely sighted

Smith - played 2 quartersĀ 

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I thought Grundy was pretty good tonight. Held his marks better than mostĀ 

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7 minutes ago, Trac-man said:

Petracca only elite player…WTF

Make a statement but can you back it up. Who the hell was another elite player Trac-man?

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37 minutes ago, joeboy said:

Gawn - had no influenceĀ 

Grundy - seemingly no passion

Viney - loved the conditionsĀ 

Neal-Bullen - fumble from hell

Chandler - did nothing again

Rivers - continued impressive season

Fritsch - rarely looked dangerousĀ 

Pickett - another listless performanceĀ 

Salem - great first half

Brayshaw - disposal rarely effectiveĀ 

Langdon - ground didn’t assist

Petracca - only elite player

Hunter - effective and consistentĀ 

Hibberd - poor second half

van Rooyen - little input againĀ 

Jordon - probably last game

McVee - was rarely sighted

May - dominated his opponentĀ 

Lever - reliable and passionateĀ 

Petty - had little affect

Spargo - a wasted sub

Swallow - was rarely sighted

Smith - played 2 quartersĀ 

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Reckon a fair assessment Joeboy. Can't argue with any

4 minutes ago, Docs Demons said:

Make a statement but can you back it up. Who the hell was another elite player Trac-man?

I’m saying he wasn’t a elite player tonight or were you watching a different game?


Petracca's worst game for the year. Can't believe you could say it was an elite performance.

9 hours ago, joeboy said:

Petty - had little affect

Worst game ever for the Club. Tomlinson did not deserve to be dropped

I can't believe we flick a player like Jayden Hunt and keep players like Spargo and Chandler. My god we are an ordinary team. Time to swing the axe, play the next gen.Ā 

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10 hours ago, BLWNBA said:

Petracca - Melbourne’s best butcherĀ 

Nup Brawshaw was terrible last night. Don’t remember him hitting a target by foot. Absolute liabilityĀ 

Gawn - actually looked disinterested

Grundy - better than Gawn

Viney - showed some heartĀ 

Neal-Bullen - reacts before thinks

Chandler - can't keep carrying

Rivers - Close to best

Fritsch - more cameo effortsĀ 

Pickett - concerning post contractĀ 

Salem - played quite well

Brayshaw - some absolute howlers

Langdon - not very effective

Petracca - battled heavy tag

Hunter - a good effort

Hibberd - not his best

van Rooyen - very little impactĀ 

Jordon - looked at sea

McVee - disappointing last night

May - easily won duelĀ 

Lever - did his job

Petty - really looked underdone

Spargo - hardly ever sighted

Swallow - very limited impact

Smith - defensive game missing

Not sure Joeboy watched the game this week.

Gawn - Drinking Bath Water

Petracca - Kicking beyond abysmal

Neal Bullen - Get out my [censored] club (might have gone over the word limit with this one)

Goodwin - Plan A forever

Hardly noticed Sparrow but he had 19 touches. Needed to use that long kick a bit more.Ā 


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Petracca only elite player…WTF

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