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NON-MFC: Rd 15 2023

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17 minutes ago, McQueen said:

Scoring has really started to dry up as clubs have gone to work on one-another’s game plan and strategies. 

oh, i assumed we were the only one's 'worked out'.

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    12 minutes ago, Engorged Onion said:

    oh, i assumed we were the only one's 'worked out'.

    Only when we're playing EO

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    That should’ve been play on. This is so frustrating to watch. 

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    22 minutes ago, Engorged Onion said:

    oh, i assumed we were the only one's 'worked out'.

    Where does ‘worked out’ come from you swollen [censored]?

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    Human anatomy censorship on Demonland?

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    On 6/22/2023 at 11:18 AM, layzie said:

    Honestly thought the bye rounds were over. Makes tonight even sillier. 

    Making the need for a Thursday night game at Kardinia Park even more flabergasting.  Or last Thursday for that matter.

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    13 minutes ago, McQueen said:

    Where does ‘worked out’ come from you swollen [censored]?

    Carrot?

    Wasn't a direct reference to your comment per se - just an acknowledgement that each club, each week, tries to implement a game plan to counter the alternate club, as they have done for time immemorial, but only if The Demons lose, have we being worked out.

     

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    2 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

    And we drop a spot. Ugh

    Yes it sucks to drop a spot.

    However, it’s an indictment on us if an Essendon, Dogs or Adelaide knock us out of the top 4.

    Its our spot in the top 4 to lose given our reasonable run home in August.

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    5 minutes ago, Engorged Onion said:

    Carrot?

    Wasn't a direct reference to your comment per se - just an acknowledgement that each club, each week, tries to implement a game plan to counter the alternate club, as they have done for time immemorial, but only if The Demons lose, have we being worked out.

     

    Well it appeared as direct reference to my thoughts. 
     

    #havingabitoffun

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    1 minute ago, The heart beats true said:

    I don’t rate Ashcroft’s hair.

    That’s a pretty intense observation. Are you sure?

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    7 minutes ago, The heart beats true said:

    I don’t rate Ashcroft’s hair.

    Ashcroft does. Clearly. 

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    Ladder wise a good result for us given last night's debacle

    Unfortunately a Freo win tomorrow is now best not to mention Pies over Adelaide

    Yeah... life ain't great

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    19 minutes ago, McQueen said:

    That’s a pretty intense observation. Are you sure?

    I know it seems knee jerk, but I’ve actually been observing it over a 3-4 month period and my analysis really stacks up.

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    This may sound sacriligeous but I want Freo to beat Ess this week and WBD next week to give us a one game break into the top 4.  They are the two main contenders for 4th and both have a very easy run home. 

    The draft picks pale in significance with a spot in the top 4 @ EOS, on the line.

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    10 hours ago, The heart beats true said:

    I don’t rate Ashcroft’s hair.

    Too bad Stef Martin in no longer at the club..

    Ashcroft and Martin - regrow your own hair!

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    I know people want freo to lose but gee I hope they beat the bummers tonight. It would me me ill if they were on the same points as us. 

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    5 hours ago, dees189227 said:

    I know people want freo to lose but gee I hope they beat the bummers tonight. It would me me ill if they were on the same points as us. 

    Agreed.

    Absolutely no benefit in Essendon winning tonight with respect to our top 4 aspirations.

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    8 hours ago, Lucifers Hero said:

    This may sound sacriligeous but I want Freo to beat Ess this week and WBD next week to give us a one game break into the top 4.  They are the two main contenders for 4th and both have a very easy run home. 

    The draft picks pale in significance with a spot in the top 4 @ EOS, on the line.

    It’s not sacrilegious. It’s just common sense.

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    Anybody bothering to keep an eye on the Sydney-West Coast game, please set your 186 alert level to 'watch and act'.

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